Why Can’t I Look Like This

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Did anyone want some really excessive, unnecessary angst fic about Ozriel? No?

Well then eat shit, I wrote it anyway.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40520724

Sorry not sorry, enjoy your sadness. :D

Ur cool 👍

say something nice to me

Truthful

I always forget that when some people ship characters it's because they want them to fuck and not because they think they exist as twisted parallels of each other. "we all have the same goal, to see them fuck." I personally have the goal of coring them like apples and showing them they're the same or could have been under different circumstances.

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

Your so goddamn relatable am I your fucking evil clone

mae borowski is the character of all time. She's mentally ill. Shes allergic to cigarettes. She can't drive and doesn't have a drivers license. She travels through town by jumping on wires, fences, bridges and climbing buildings as if life is her personal jungle gym. She witnessed someone get kidnapped and quickly convinces herself that it was a ghost who did it. She's the only person who has ever been hot on the trail of the cult killing the young adults of her hometown, and she did it mostly on accident. she thinks that eyes have evolved to detect movement like dinosaurs, so if she stops moving when employees see her shoplifting they won't noice what she's doing, and it fucking WORKS! she is the only person that this works for. She met god, or at least she thinks she did. She is scared of all the things growing up entails, and she might not have turned out this way if not for her god awful therapist she started seeing after experiencing a violent dissociative mental break in high school who told her to simply repress her issues. A key facet of her backstory is that she used to play a dating sim 24/7. She's a lightweight and cough syrup makes her woozy. She discovered that one of her closest friends was murdered by the aforementioned cult. she's in a band. She likes to walk around town every day and lend an ear to the people of possum springs, like a poet down the street, or her old astronomy teacher who tells her about myths in the sky, or a teenager on a rooftop who sometimes hangs out far too close to train tracks to watch it squish metal into art, or her own personal rat babies that she feeds with stolen pretzels. her full name is Margaret. She is 21 years old and doesnt know that whales aren't fish. She's even pansexual!

Live Octavio reaction

I wanted more interactions for being Octoling u_u

cringe gaymers hanging out. don’t know why but sans always seemed like a rhythm games fan

BONUS:

cute ocean themed bedroom where its pitch black no windows full of fucked up shrimps and steaming hot chemical vents. the bed is a whale carcass