what is the child annihilating zipline
in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.
In the aftermath of Ruin where Cassie and Roxy escape and if that wasn’t Gregory at the end
G. Freddy: Roxy, I don’t understand this accusation. I wanted to continue our chat but you just hung up.
Gregory: I didn’t do anything!
Cassie: Roxy, maybe that wasn’t Gregory who-
Roxanne: Freddy, Gregory owes Cassie an apology for dropping her down an elevator shaft.
G. Freddy: No, he does not.
Roxanne: Well so much for civilized.
(Cassie and Gregory are placed in a Mad Max arena.)
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
Well, don’t really reblog anything or post anything for that matter on my tumblr but...Come on it’s Thursday the 20th
happy Thursday the 20th
welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.