#same #especially the part where I get money
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I was gonna buy a kitty fir 100 kitti dollars. But i ate 99 of them...can i biy kiken with 1 kitty dollaer?
the eaterrrrrrrr
mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation
nyanyanyan
@ the F key on my keyboard
i hate the subtle gaslighting of malfunctioning tech like did i press that key twice? (your keyboard is dying) is my vision getting worse? (your color profiles were set up incorrectly) why have i been misclicking so much? (your mouse sensor is dirty. you imbecile)