Homestuck Textposts Part #8

im not sorry about the eridan one

part 8

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Using my drafts as a time capsule for whenever I figure out how to access them

hello this is my daughter she likes cubes how much for her

Cube daughter from hit video game minecraft a real blocking kind of girl! Get the cube daughter now for 27.08!

ARADIA: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? SOLLUX: fiireball2 hurliing toward the ground? ERIDAN, PILOTING A NEARBY PLANE: SYSTEMS DOWWN KARKAT, COPILOTING SAID PLANE: WHAT DID THAT BITCH WISH FOR NOW?

@ the F key on my keyboard

i hate the subtle gaslighting of malfunctioning tech like did i press that key twice? (your keyboard is dying) is my vision getting worse? (your color profiles were set up incorrectly) why have i been misclicking so much? (your mouse sensor is dirty. you imbecile)

MEENAH, TO THE OTHER DANCESTORS: synchronised panickin is NAUT a proper battle plan

The worst part about having a fantroll rp blog (and playing around in the asks of homestuck rp blogs) is that after a while you start unconsciously using a typing quirk.