Consider... Car Cat X Dave Petter

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I just chugged a cup of lemonade and I've come to the conclusion that lemonade tastes a lot like the color green.

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

I was gonna buy a kitty fir 100 kitti dollars. But i ate 99 of them...can i biy kiken with 1 kitty dollaer?

the eaterrrrrrrr

I was at Planet Fitness with my mother and I decide to hit the griddy towards her when she comes out of the bathroom. After I do that, she asks me what I was doing, and with a mouthful of caramel creams I say "griddy", and someone walks by and says "That was a pretty good griddy."

MEENAH, TO THE OTHER DANCESTORS: synchronised panickin is NAUT a proper battle plan

I keep forgetting that I use the same username for everything and all my online friends from discord can easily see my tumblr if they searched for five seconds.

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ARADIA: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? SOLLUX: fiireball2 hurliing toward the ground? ERIDAN, PILOTING A NEARBY PLANE: SYSTEMS DOWWN KARKAT, COPILOTING SAID PLANE: WHAT DID THAT BITCH WISH FOR NOW?