Take Me To Snurch (snail Church)

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Yes I got to draw these characters but SOME OF THEM are hiding tattoos and hot barbarian bods OKAYYYYY

i used to have no hope for the future but now i'm thinking. i want rich people food. i want rare sirloin steak. i've never had sirloin steak in my life. i think i want to try it before i die.

You can literally make anything and anyone problematic if you try hard enough seriously give me people and things and I’ll make them all “problematic” right now.

falling up

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

Ame, Worlds Beyond Number / Dogfish, Mary Oliver

I wish kinky sex ed wasn't so stigmatized even among left-leaning "sex positive" circles. Everyone's all "uwu I'm a sub I'll do anything you ask" okay mommy wants you to read The New Bottoming Book so you learn how to sub without hurting yourself since your sex ed up to this point is porn and your ex boyfriend Jared who liked to choke you incorrectly

The witch of Toma

guys, the male loneliness epidemic can be solved, we just need to hate all women even harder