Ya'll

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

i have returned this oc is named rinu! this is my first drawing of her, so i might update her design in the future :>

tumblr needs a hug button. sometimes you wanna just give a mutual a hug

Ok it's official, I have an addiction to this campaign (I love String Bean and Igor so much help)

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

wheres seasons greasons

thank you so much for the advice zote <3

i'll take this into account in the future

hallo zote the mighty

i'm your biggest fan and i follow all 57 of your precepts everyday (especially the last one!) i just liked every single one of your posts here because of how epic you are

i hope that this made your day a lil' better :3

"Likes" are a worthless currency. If you only care about likes, then you will never find true joy. Likes are even worse than geo! You can't even exchange them for anything!

@mdj287

imagine if the oceans were replaced by forests and if you went into the forest the trees would get taller the deeper you went and there’d be thousands of undiscovered species and you could effectively walk across the ocean but the deeper you went, the darker it would be and the animals would get progressively scarier and more dangerous and instead of whales there’d be giant deer and just wow