Slurpyboii - Wondahoii

"Sorry... you just remind me of someone."

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who would win: a bunch of desert foxes > a very distressed guy

hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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I just sneezed so hard my phone flew out of my hands and onto the floor. I'm talking comically through the air in an arc and several feet away from me. There's literally no one around me but I covered my face out of embarrassment for a solid minute

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BAAHH!!! NO WONDER PEOPLE ARE HOMOPHOBIC THIS SHIT SCARY AF!!!!