Guess Who Just Declined The One Of The Best Schools In The State Cus It's 2 Hours Way!! (it's Me!!!)

Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

throwback to the time i was about to come out as bi to my mum and she started talking about how she was homphobic.

I'll never understand sightseeing. Like, wow, a really big rock! Does it sing and dance or something?

i don't care if you think i'm pretty. but if you laugh at my joke even once i'm following you home.

me when i lie:

I can behave normally around books

throwback to the time my mum said she shouldve got the abortion when she had the chance just cus i didnt want to study

when barty crouch jr was caught at the end of the triwizard tournament, he was happy for 2 reasons.

the smaller reason, reason number 1, was that the dark lord was coming back.

we all know that in even cannon barty absolutely WORSHIPED the dark lord and he was estatic he was back.

the second reason, which i think was the larger one, was that he knew he was about to die.

he knew it, we knew, we all did.

it was practically, like, standing on a stage in front of everyone.

but he was happy to die because he would meet his best friends regulus and pandora again.

he was happy because he was going to meet his Evan again.

but he didn't.

he never did, and never will.

sirius walking in on a murder scene:

just imagine regulus killing someone with a knife (for a good cause obvs) and sirius walks in and sees him standing like a foot away from the corpse with messy hair, bloody hands and holding the murder weapon...

sirius:oh-

regulus:uhh...

sirius:...

regulus:...

sirius:...

regulus:siri this i-

sirius: so are we burning or burying?

regulus: wha-

Watching Dune but all I can see is Regulus Black.