If You Didn’t Know The Context, One Might Think They’re Having A Soft, Quiet, Gay Moment To Themselves

dragon age + out of context D&D quotes // 05 

no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable

Judge: We find you guilty, the sentence is death. You'll be hung at dawn.

Jaskier from the back of the room: HE'S ALREADY HUNG

Geralt: Your honor, uncuff me so I can punch my bard.

A gmv for Bloodborne.

MOT: I feel tons of energy being consumed every time I make a gmv, and feel as if having a fever while publishing and waiting for comments, finger crossed. Strangely, unlike drawings, I care too much about views and feedbacks from gmv audiences, almost like paranoia (or actually is(；へ：) see these words! I just can’t help it). With that being said...please leave a like if you like! Much, much appreciated.ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ

Zoe Saldana photographed for Porter Edit.

not to be That Bitch but it really is insidious that the construction of the concept of “granny panties” has made women self conscious about their freaking underwear of all things (meant to be worn underneath your clothes and not be seen most of the time!!!) to the point where women sacrifice comfort to wear a gstring or cheeky hipster or whatever crap the industry comes up with all so that women can be constantly maintaining not just a pleasing outward appearance but a ~sexy~ state of mind

when the power went out i heard an explosion and my boyfriend was like “a transformer probably busted” and i deadass thought he meant Optimus Prime was out there nutting

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team