#a Summary

The enjoyment I get from removing the wax packaging from a lil cheese wheel is immediately aligned with entertainment zoo animals get when they have to solve a puzzle or get into a box to find a treat. I’m just an ape and the babybel cheese people are my enrichment team

hey if you’re LGBT reblog and say in the tags what you identify as and whether you prefer the front, middle, or back of a rollercoaster

Goodnight kisses from my little bunny 

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asfhkgj please tell me no one else has thought of this yet

Judge: We find you guilty, the sentence is death. You'll be hung at dawn.

Jaskier from the back of the room: HE'S ALREADY HUNG

Geralt: Your honor, uncuff me so I can punch my bard.

tony u turd

[Tony unconsciously licked his finger to wipe some dirt off Peter’s face]

Peter: [winces] Mr. Stark? What are you doing?

Tony: Did I just…

Tony: [gasps] Oh, god. I’m my mother. This is horrible.

Tony: And I’ve been trying so hard not to be my father.

Tony: I did not see this coming.

I can’t help imaging Jason and Tim doing this because they are perfect for the roles👌

Thanks R* for giving us the sexy cowboy we needed

no offense but how come none of y’all can just like or dislike something normally. it’s always gotta be “this is literally fucking flawless and pure” or “this is shit and you’re an immoral person for liking it” it’s so. Uncomfortable