Yurimaxxing 😭

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

by ryanresatka

To be a cute farm boy who works all day on the field and comes back home to his wifey who takes good care of him *dreamy sighs*

Enjoying the complexity of Shauna Shipman while not being able to stand the sight of her without feeling visceral rage and the need to see her suffer are both truths that can exist at the same time

Being clingy is so cute, yeah lay down on my chest, kiss me 10 times in a row for no reason, hold my arm in public, hug me at random times, spam me, be all over me, show me your attention, I love that shit.

like or rb this post if you enjoy mean femmes. i’m trying to see something

Mari's last words being smth adjacent to "oh fuck off" is literally the most mari thing ever. I am going to miss her so much.

Daydreaming about being a butch dad a lot lately... wanna build my kiddos the coolest toys - puzzles, wagons, slides, treehouses, any fun projects - while I show them how to use tools in their cute lil safety gear. Give em big bear hugs and tell em I'm so proud of them when they learn something new. Get distracted from projects and tussle with em and my femme in the yard instead

fuckkk i want her to tell me im pretty.

when im sleepy. when im sucking on her fingers. in between messy kisses. as she slides her hands around my waist. as she kisses my neck. when she tugs me forward by my belt. while her nails drag down my back. when she pushes her fingers inside me. as she marks my chest n makes it look owned. ugh.