The Four Types Of Gays

Billy is kidnapped often. Nothing serious. The villain just wants to tell his monologue of hatred towards a certain hero. All the villains have noticed how the heroes listen to or discuss Billy Batson, the host of a small radio station. That's why the boy is kidnapped. At least once a week. The villains vividly describe their hatred, some even say a spoiler for future crimes. Billy then tells it vividly the next day and jokingly asks the villains to at least feed him, because of their kidnappings he cannot eat normally.

The villains listen to him!

Lex Luthor brought him a whole steak! The Riddler bought him fries, a burger, and a large Coke!

So Billy, being a good person who loves his job, thanks them for the lunch and repeats their monologue word for word, even overacting a little. (But the villains are delighted by this)

Meanwhile, the League is panicking because they are the reason Captain Marvel's son is constantly being kidnapped! Marvel always looks at them with a disappointed look the next day if Billy is kidnapped. But there is nothing they can do! But they tried! Honestly! Captain stop looking at them like that! They didn't know that talking about Billy would turn out like this!

Flash and Superman feel very guilty. After all, it is their villains who often kidnap the boy. Batman tries not to look disappointed at his villains when he finds out that one of them kidnapped Billy, again.

Billy, meanwhile, made a list of villains who treated him very well. In first place was Captain Cold, in second place was the Riddler and Lex Luthor, and in third place was Scarecrow, to the surprise of Batman and Billy himself.

Yes, Billy showed this list to the superheroes so that they would know who was treating him how. As a result, Flash spilled the beans to Snart, and as everyone knows, villains are the best gossips. The news about this list spread like wildfire.

Now the goal among the villains was to get at least into the top five of this list.

Let's just say that Billy started getting kidnapped much more often.

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AO3 IS DOWN. MY LOVE MY ROTTON SOLDIER MY GOOD TIME BOY. THEYRE GONE

id like to devote this post to ao3. You’ve always been a constant in my life and I love you. Let’s hear it for ao3.

Gen Z culture is being told that “social media makes you lonely and not sociable” when I literally have friends who live in another continent and you don’t even talk to your sister anymore Karen

rey’s a wild trash child, poe’s been fighting a war too long to learn to be an adult when he’s not on duty

and finn’s just there all guys GUYS you’re supposed to wash towels NO rey nO just because you’re clean when you use them doesn’t mean they stay that way

and

poe these trays full of half-eaten rations have been here at least a week poe POE do you want space ants? cause this is how you get SPACE ANTS poe

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Understanding Gen Z

Job Search Habits of Gen Z Our team is researching information about how Gen Z finds a job and what they are looking for in a career and we

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It takes about 10 minutes and after completing, you will be entered to win a $25 Amazon gift card. Thank you so much!!

Saw this on Facebook, but not on Tumblr and I just need it on my blog.

FULL CREDIT to Violet Wilson (@ViWiWrites), Twitter

art galleries should be open 24hrs like what if I can’t sleep and wanna stare at a painting