To Me This Band Has An Early Panic At The Disco Feel. It Makes Me Nostalgic In A Really Nice Way. 8.5/10

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evans: I love bees they’re very important for the ecosystem and they’re cute and make honey!

A bee: *buzz*

evans, shaking and crying: please don’t hurt me

The Official Jedi view on politics is that they try not to interfere and do not trust politicians, but if they are running out of options on how to settle an issue they will tell Padme Amidala what is going on and just unleash her onto their problems

Billy is kidnapped often. Nothing serious. The villain just wants to tell his monologue of hatred towards a certain hero. All the villains have noticed how the heroes listen to or discuss Billy Batson, the host of a small radio station. That's why the boy is kidnapped. At least once a week. The villains vividly describe their hatred, some even say a spoiler for future crimes. Billy then tells it vividly the next day and jokingly asks the villains to at least feed him, because of their kidnappings he cannot eat normally.

The villains listen to him!

Lex Luthor brought him a whole steak! The Riddler bought him fries, a burger, and a large Coke!

So Billy, being a good person who loves his job, thanks them for the lunch and repeats their monologue word for word, even overacting a little. (But the villains are delighted by this)

Meanwhile, the League is panicking because they are the reason Captain Marvel's son is constantly being kidnapped! Marvel always looks at them with a disappointed look the next day if Billy is kidnapped. But there is nothing they can do! But they tried! Honestly! Captain stop looking at them like that! They didn't know that talking about Billy would turn out like this!

Flash and Superman feel very guilty. After all, it is their villains who often kidnap the boy. Batman tries not to look disappointed at his villains when he finds out that one of them kidnapped Billy, again.

Billy, meanwhile, made a list of villains who treated him very well. In first place was Captain Cold, in second place was the Riddler and Lex Luthor, and in third place was Scarecrow, to the surprise of Batman and Billy himself.

Yes, Billy showed this list to the superheroes so that they would know who was treating him how. As a result, Flash spilled the beans to Snart, and as everyone knows, villains are the best gossips. The news about this list spread like wildfire.

Now the goal among the villains was to get at least into the top five of this list.

Let's just say that Billy started getting kidnapped much more often.

rey’s a wild trash child, poe’s been fighting a war too long to learn to be an adult when he’s not on duty

and finn’s just there all guys GUYS you’re supposed to wash towels NO rey nO just because you’re clean when you use them doesn’t mean they stay that way

and

poe these trays full of half-eaten rations have been here at least a week poe POE do you want space ants? cause this is how you get SPACE ANTS poe

Still collecting the full alphabet of the “live, laugh, love” variants if anyone has some good examples.

Bonus if they can fit the “We can’t ___, _____, ____ our way out of this.”

by Emma_Anacortes

“Why you got a fucking rugrat?” Tony asked, leaning backwards against the wall.

The kid looked annoyed, and Fury rolled his one eye. “This is Peter Parker. I’d be nice, cause he’s how you’re gonna get your car battery.”

Tony narrowed his gaze. “He’s got car batteries?”

“No, but you’re gonna take him to where the car batteries are.”

“Oh fuck no, Fury. I don’t take random kids on road trips.”

“Well, it’s not really a road trip is it?” Piped up the kid. “Since you don’t have your car battery. You know? Not like we’re gonna be driving.”

Tony stared. “Ok Fury who the fuck is this kid?”

Fury put a hand on Peter’s shoulder. “I told you. He’s Peter. And,” he reached down, lifting up Peter’s sleeve to reveal an old, healed over bite mark. “He’s immune.”

…

In the aftermath of a devastating worldwide infection, and after painful loss, Tony Stark and Peter Parker find themselves forced to work together to deliver a potential cure across the country.

Marvel and The Last of Us crossover and AU

Words: 3043, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Nick Fury, Steve Rogers, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Clint Barton, Sam Wilson (Marvel), James “Bucky” Barnes, Maria Hill, Happy Hogan, Pepper Potts

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - The Last of Us (Video Games) Setting, Protective Tony Stark, Irondad, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Precious Peter Parker, Tony Stark is a BAMF, Irondad and The Last of Us AU

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