i would put secret life as queen and limited life as ace
Unfortunately my card deck obsession has reached new heights and I want to make a card deck that is the four most recent life series winners (Pearl, Martyn, Scar, Cleo because I will on the hill that she counts)
me finding out my mutual is one inch taller than me
your local fish bartender has something on her mind
~Marrow made a wife of eve, but no one gave up a rib for me and mine~
Did a quick little Lilith sketch so here’s is your nourishment
reblog if but i still hold out hope that maybe someday i'll be worth more than all the silence left in my way, and when you break the surface, oh without me, please don't return me to the dark of all the memories
While I fully accepted that people I work with are a little bit insane I still get caught off guard
My coworker: Did you know that the reason we don’t do human taxidermy is because you can see the stitches? Because normally the fur would hide them but since we don’t have it you would just see every single cut?
Me: uh…. I’m pretty sure there are different reasons for not doing human taxidermy. Like uhhh… you know ethics?
My coworker: yea, sure. Whatever.
just finished riptide 98 and i am in legitimate pain
I’ve been thinking a lot about the clockwork troy and I have my official contribution of theory.
What if Troy was never human?
Both the real Troy and his mom die because of complications from childbirth, and Extraordinary Lougferd feels like he can’t replace his wife, because nothing could ever replace her. But Troy? That can be arranged. Troy becomes the first clockwork soldier, and the standard ones come later. They’re presented first as friends for children, with a young mechanical Troy and his human older brother being used as example. They eventually evolve into servants, then soldiers. All the while, Troy is none the wiser that he isn’t organic, all updates and modifications being done while he’s asleep.
Troy being called the baby of the family? That’s cause he was a baby when he died. Him saying concussions cancel each other out? That’s because sometimes when you whack a device, you can get it working again. Him knocking someone out for stuttering? That’s his subconscious keeping him from being knocked out to fix malfunctions. Terrorist Troy? That’s the clockwork soldier programming activating. He has no idea everything he does is because he’s not human, simply because he was never human.