Your Honor I Need Them To Be Fucked Up Together

sonadow wedding🎉🎉🎊✨✨

I also made a mini comic😝

images to look at to help you fall asleep i think

you ask a student in april how they're doing and they'll say "oh i'm fine" but in reality they are treating themselves in such a way that violates the geneva convention on treatment of prisoners

five year old silver will be a better driver than anyone else

also this is why Shadow doesn't trust Rouge to babysit

My job as a demon is to take requests from those who summon me in return for their souls. It’s amazing! But it’s always the same requests. That’s why I promised myself I wouldn’t eat the soul of the one to give me a brand new request. Nothing new. Until today. “Can you be my girlfriend?”

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.