Ok Ok But New Headcanon About The Idiot Family Ever

fuck that man i dont wanna wait until basically my birthday to watch a movie that came out in december /lh

love when a movie comes to digital and then THE GIF PEOPLE START APPEARING FROM THE HEAVENS. it’s like they ascend down when the 25 dollar digital version comes, and blesses us. god i love the internet

would she dislike the person who i've become

The Clergy hates your eccentric ways, but you remain the best Exorcist and you love your job. You’re only called upon to chase the strongest, fiercest demons. But your prayers are just for show, what really terrifies the spirits away is witnessing a demon powerful enough to take human shape…

Charmy's age

The reason we don’t remember our previous reincarnations is because most past lives in the pre industrial era were short affairs that often ended before the child even made it to 5, making storing memories frankly a huge waste of time. Now things are changing, people are starting to remember

I love tails

THERE IS A TIKTOK AD ABOUT THE IDES OF MARCH FROM LITTLE CESARS?????

This man is living the life.

So we all know Sticks from Boom would immediately flip out upon meeting mainline Shadow, him being an alien who works alongside a government spy and a robot. But like, just imagine Shadow, who's been the victim of government abuse multiple times; had to fight aliens who wanted to take over the world; and deals Omega as well as robotic copies of himself on a regular basis; actually being the only one who actually agrees with all her conspiracy theories?

Sticks: The government is corrupt!

Shadow (remembering Maria and also all the very questionable missions he's been on): Oh most definitely

Sticks: Aliens will come and destroy us all!

Shadow: I know, I had to fight a whole comet of them once when they tried to take over the world

Sticks: The robot apocalypse is nigh!

Shadow (just had to stop Omega from leveling a city): Yeah probably

Shadow: ...

Shadow: Wanna see the secret prison island where the government kept me in cryosleep for fifty years?

Sticks: Very much (holds up boomerang) But FYI I don't trust you

Shadow: (pats gun) Oh I don't trust you either

Sticks: Finally a person of intelligence