People make a lot of good "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" posts about like school bullies or homework or puberty. But actually my #1 top of the "thank god I'm not a kid anymore" list is the fact that I can leave the event when I want to.
Any event I'm at! I can say "okay well I'm tired I'm going home goodbye." Could not do that shit as a kid. If you're a kid it's like yeah you will sit here at your brother's soccer game in the cold for the next 1.5 hours. You will sit here at your sibling's football practice. You will stay at this BBQ until the whole family is done with the BBQ. You are stuck at the mall until mom finds the pants she needs. You are stuck at the grocery store. No we don't know how long. You are stuck at band practice. It's running late but you're not allowed to leave. You are stuck at the party that the adults said you're leaving soon but they keep talking to these 2 people who showed up late. What the Fuck.
And that shit is on top of having homework.
first and foremost tell her i love her to pieces. second of all why do all dumpster cats move indoors and suddenly all survival instinct and thoughts in their little coconut heads just FLEE
this is my dumpster cat maybelle, she had a dead eye in her head when we got her that smelled like fish if you got up close (she doesnt anymore, thankfully)
i do believe she thinks in syllables.
Should I leave this as the storefront name yes or yes
clone troopers they could never make me hate you
Please enjoy this Ahsoka I painted in an attempt to find some inner peace recently.
barrels through the doorway into your room THEY UPDATED THE WEBSITE THEY FUCKIN—
slides under the cut for spoilers :)
ok so when you put "stan" in you either get redirected to ebay for a few searches
(hilarious)
OR YOU PLAY THE SHAME GAME
where is marilyn fakenamé now. is she in a dumpster.
something something trump and small hands joke
these are all hilarious and fully expected
run me a sad sack rq. tangentially, fill the memory gun with mabel juice and drippy stanley
these just made me sad :( the only reason they began to trust stan was cus of mabel god bless her
real.
fuckin triangle.
yall leaving GOLD MINES in these fucking tags god bless
nobody on this earth portrays “poor little meow meow” better than crosshair.
Observe.
hello there
CLONE EDITION
moving has been very stressful for me so pls enjoy these as i rip fistfuls of hair out of my head because previous tenants dont know how to take care of a beautiful 1920s home
immediately read this post like anakin and ahsoka arguing about 3PO and because anakin would definitely refer to obi-wan as mom, much to his chagrin
shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this
I am consumed by fear that my mother might die in Gaza while I am far away, unable to help her. The thought of her suffering alone in such a dangerous place breaks my heart. I feel so helpless and terrified, knowing I can't be there to protect her or bring her to safety. Every day is filled with anxiety and dread, as I hope and pray for her survival amidst the chaos.
flash warning on like half of my posts srrycreative - shitposter - all around tomfoolermultifandom
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