Snake-ass-cheeks420 - Macarena

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

dom who sticks their fingers down your throat, asks you a question, and laughs when you try to answer

I'm doing this the moment i get my car 🙏

maybe it’s cuz i’m getting older but i’m thoroughly unamused by how every media consumption is being reduced solely to ships and the desire to have people date each other. what’s wrong with friendships. what’s wrong with found family. what’s wrong with roommates. what’s wrong with mentor relationships. why is the end goal of everything to have two+ people be shipped together.

My family is so good at gift giving I can never compete. My dad kept “borrowing” my aunt’s oven mitts so she made him a robe out of nothing but oven mitts.

this tweet sends me into fucking hysterics once a day

I wish octopus could learn how to read. They could be pen pals with middle schoolers.

How does it feel to be the most galaxy brained person on the group therapy website

Me on tumblr search bar looking for fics:

hmm..who am I going to be in love with today?