Mc: How To Wake Up A Sleeping Cat To Get It To Do Things

Epel: *falls over in heels*

Vil in his heels: weak!

*rook in the background running down the hallway excitedly in heels*

Commission made by UTC-00791饕餮

Floyd: Time to do some sketchy sh*t, do dah, do dah~

*sees Azul*

Floyd: Hope I get away with it!~

Coran: First it was the mice, which was fine. They were with us for 10,000 years it makes sense that they stay. Coran: Then it was the wolf Keith brought back, which was manageable Coran: And now Lance found a cat.... Lance: His name is Fluffy McFlufferson! Coran: ...Alright that's it, no more animals! This is a respectable ship, not a zoo! Pidge and Hunk standing by the door to the bridge, the former with a small bird creature and the latter with a rabbit creature

Pidge: ....Bad time?

Thats something someone who invented math would say

who invented math and how can i kill them

I have a lot of twst headcannons lying around...THEY ARE NOW BEING SUBJECTED TO BEING WRITING PROMPTS.

If anyone has headcannons I can add to my ever growing list feel free to yeet them into the ask box. Im going to run out of headcannons eventually so any ideas are welcome :> (plus more writing material)

(psst, the first one will be posted sometime this afternoon :> )

Mc: *looks left*

Mc: *looks right*

Mc: spill the tea solomon

Asmo popping out of thin air: what tea?

Mc: AGHHHHHHHH

*Floyd after being forced to do his shift in the Monstro Lounge*

Floyd: I AM THE VICTIM OF A HATE CRIME!!!

Azul: That's not what a hate crime is Floyd.

Floyd:.....

Floyd: well I hated it

Ehehehe I drew Ruggie

He looks so pleased. PLUS ARTISTIC PROGRESS! I ONLY NEEDED A REFERENCE FOR HIS HAIR I THINK IM GETTING BETTER AT ARTING!

The fish goober called to me.