Our boys have been through so much shit, and for what, more shit??? Like goddammit when are they going to catch a motherfucking break. Can they have a weekend or something??? A nice experience for once in their lives??? Like yeah sure they're not perfect, but I feel at this point the punishment is insane overkill. My shaylas :(
Imagine meeting someone for the first time and within 48 hours you pour out your worst traumas, declare that the man is, in fact, your entire life purpose (cue homoerotic tension), drive to a random farm in the middle of nowhere while he continuously seems to speak with some 3rd person, have a bug fucking BURROW into you arm, and then this guy has a reeeally tough time trying to CUT YOUR ARM OFF. With an AXE. And then he just dumps you in a hospital and never speaks to you again. Rip Oscar's left arm
Once more for those in the back.
Sometime after Arthur has come back to life and had several panic attacks (I hope)…
alternatively—
MARKIPLIER
Reblog so more people vote or i will end your bloodline
I love how when Arthur is talking to Kayne he says that he's both the best and worst of humanity.... like babygirl, I understand the worst of humanity but the best? When? You ate a man you can't say that
The Malevolent brainrot has gotten so bad that everyone I meet will at some point receive a pitch for the show. At this point how am I not going to rant about a skrunkly wet cat of a man and his eldritch boyfriend as they travel throughout time and space while trying to find a will to live and discovering their deeply repressed gay thoughts? And we can't forget about the priest lover, the menace to society that also likes to be treated like a dog sometimes, the ridiculously powerful loose cannon who also apparently likes show biz, the Owl (tm), the absurd amount of masks, the absurd amount of bugs, the absurd amount of flesh, the absurd amount of very large holes, the scar-tissue-to-body percentage, the pantheon of lovecraftian gods etc etc etc. oh yeah and he ate a guy.
I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
Kayne having a field day over here
When knew that forming meaningful relationships actually improves your quality of life??? Why wasn't I told this sooner