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So, uh. This is real:

A Twitter post from the official Donald Trump account @realDonaldTrump, who has pinged a popular Undertale RP blog: 

"@COOLSKELETON965

I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for North Carolina. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th.

Reply #stop to opt-out."

This is 100% a a thing that has happened.

Twitter user @COOLSKELETON965, a Papyrus RP blog from the game Undertale, responding to an accidental tweet from Donald Trump:

"WHO ARE YOU???"

What even is this timeline?!

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@COOLSKELETON965 continues their mock confusion on Twitter: 

"PEOPLE ARE TELLING ME HE'S JERRY... SCREW YOU! ORANGE JERRY!!!!"

I'm dying. Oh my stars.

Twitter user epic jayden @stoleurtoastt asks Papyrus:

"PAPYRUS ARE YOU NORTH CAROLINIAN ?! ME TOO BROTHER"

@COOLSKELETON965 responds:

"WHAT THE HELL IS A NORTH CAROLINA???"
Glad To See Those Spreading The Truth

glad to see those spreading the truth

This Is Good Advice Before Any Storm! Insurance Will Probably Be A Pain Anyway, But At Least You'll Have

This is good advice before any storm! Insurance will probably be a pain anyway, but at least you'll have something documented.

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

This a a reminder to not fall victim to the sunk-cost fallacy. Just because you invested time and energy into something, does not mean you should indefinitely waste more time and energy on it, if you decide it’s not what you want anymore. This goes for anything, from books, to relationships, to jobs, to hobbies, etc.

If it’s not serving you anymore, move on.

Tweet 1: "happy International Lesbian Day, If You Use The Orange And Pink Flag I Designed And Have A

tweet 1: "happy international lesbian day, if you use the orange and pink flag i designed and have a few bucks to spare i would really appreciate any help at all"

tweet 2: "ive been skipping meals to afford to see a specialist so even $1 helps. i have no family to ask for help."

This international lesbian day I hope some support can be extended to Emily Gwen. The flag they have made has been used by many corporations and they do not receive any money made from those sales. They are also dealing with housing insecurity and have many financial problems

their ko-fi:

Spoopy Season Safety
Spoopy Season Safety

Spoopy Season Safety

A Huge Number Of People Are Already Getting Fucked Over When It Comes To Being Allowed To Cast A Vote

A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible. It might also be useful to have the number for the ACLU written down (or already in your phone) so you can CALL THEM while still at the polling place and get whatever information is needed in order to see about having the ACLU sue them. Write down names. Get witnesses. Take photos. MAKE IT VERY CLEAR TO THE POLLSTERS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. (Unless you have reason to believe they’re going to be assholes and try to have you arrested for doing so, in which case, be as subtle as possible.)

feeling very frustrated about the ways people are talking about hurricane Milton. lots of needless, borderline fear mongering language with very little actual helpful information.

information about Milton that might ACTUALLY be helpful:

Hurricane Milton is shaping up to be the third strongest hurricane ever recorded.

Make sure you have an evacuation plan if the order is given or if you've already been told to leave.

County-by-county evacuations for Hurricane Milton
WUSF
Hurricane Milton is triggering evacuations in counties along Florida's west coast. Here is a list of orders and shelter information.

there is also a code for free Ubers to evacuate effected counties, as well as shuttles from evacuating counties to nearby storm shelters

Use this code for free Uber rides to shelters in evacuating Florida counties
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
If you are in one of the Florida counties under a state of emergency due to Hurricane Milton, use this code to get a free Uber ride to a she
Hurricane evacuation shuttle will be available Tuesday for residents in evacuation zones
ABC Action News Tampa Bay (WFTS)
Residents needing transportation to a shelter can use a shuttle service, according to the Florida Division of Emergency Management

Prepare/secure your home

Where to find sandbags in Central Florida ahead of Milton
WESH
Find sandbag locations to prepare for the heavy rain.
Ahead of Milton, Sarasota and Manatee Counties Open More Sandbag Locations
Sarasota Magazine
Hurricane Milton is expected to make landfall on Wednesday. Here's where to get sandbags if you need them.

Find your nearest shelter and be prepared to leave

floridadisaster.org
floridadisaster.org

If you want to stay in the loop about the hurricane, WESH 2 News has ongoing coverage ad-free on YouTube.

Tracking Milton: Live coverage as hurricane heads for Florida
YouTube
As Hurricane Milton churns in the Gulf of Mexico and threatens Florida's coast, the National Hurricane Center says it is closely monitoring

General resources/information:

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fema.gov
floridadisaster.org

Please for the love of God stop preying on people's fears and causing panic. Know what resources are available to you and how to access them. If you approach this hurricane carefully YOU WILL BE OKAY!!!!! YOUR LIFE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE RUINED!!!

Please link other resources you find or think other people might find useful!

the hill me and the mutuals are dying on

The Hill Me And The Mutuals Are Dying On

your homicidal robot hunting you down on the prowl gnc af

Stealing This Shit Because It's True

Stealing this shit because it's true

Please reblog if YES so your followers will know!

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

a triangle chart with three captions, one at each point. the first says "angel rules (you can break the rules, but doing so will have irreversible consequences)". the second, "fae rules (you can't break the rules, but you can exploit any loophole)" and the third "machine/artificial intelligence rules (the rules are encoded in your very being, and to break them requires breaking you)".

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

WATCH THIS VIDEO

WATCH THIS VIDEO

a very, VERY important post. spread everywhere and screen record the video to your phone. or message me and ill happily send you the video. give to every woman and girl you know.

bc as they both said / demonstrated, its not only super easy to do, but super easy to miss.

Good Livestream And Good Night Gamers

good livestream and good night gamers

You Can Have Them Back When You Learn To Fucking Respect Them As The Funky Lil Neutral Guys They Are

you can have them back when you learn to fucking respect them as the funky lil neutral guys they are

Here's a website where Palestine GoFundMes are vetted and shared that you can send out to people. The url is gazafunds.com

Easy to use and simple. Just share the site whenever someone asks for GFMs for Palestine.

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

a transparent image of a short-haired orange tabby cat. she is lying on her side with her legs splayed out and her tail curled. her head is up and she is looking at the camera. she wears a blue floral collar with a bow and a silver nametag (its text is unreadable).

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

Oh Look, It Seems Like There's A Republican-led Movement To Purge Voter Rolls In The Lead-up To The Election!
Oh Look, It Seems Like There's A Republican-led Movement To Purge Voter Rolls In The Lead-up To The Election!
Oh Look, It Seems Like There's A Republican-led Movement To Purge Voter Rolls In The Lead-up To The Election!
Oh Look, It Seems Like There's A Republican-led Movement To Purge Voter Rolls In The Lead-up To The Election!

Oh look, it seems like there's a Republican-led movement to purge voter rolls in the lead-up to the election! It's almost as if your vote matters and they don't want you to vote! Anyway, I whipped up a quick map (based on this) that shows when the voter registration deadline is in each state. There are a few deadlines coming up in the next week or so.

If you live in a state that regularly purges voter rolls for infrequent voters (the orange ones in the first map), or if you moved recently, it's good to check if you're still registered to vote.

Vote.org makes it super easy to check your registration: https://www.vote.org/am-i-registered-to-vote/

Just put in your address and DOB and they'll tell you whether you're registered. (And they give you a quick link to register online if it turns out that you're not! Only the 9 states in white on my map don't have online registration, and for those they provide instructions on how to do it via mail or in person.)

So yeah, give yourself peace of mind -- do a quick check. :)

Petition to refer to TERFs as FARTs, which stands for Feminist Appropiating Reactionary Tranaphobe

FYI: In the US, if you've been kicked from registration even though you're eligible to vote, you can report it to the DOJ:

FYI: In The US, If You've Been Kicked From Registration Even Though You're Eligible To Vote, You Can

In fact, if anyone tries to bar or intimidate you from voting, you can report it, because that shit's a federal offence. 🗳️

To Report Voting Rights Violations: Alert election officials at polls, Contact @CivilRights Division
800-253-3931https://t.co/gWZ90QkRXw pic.twitter.com/mYTZ5f26gq

— DOJ Civil Rights Division (@CivilRights) November 8, 2016

meal ideas!

low energy ("do not ask me to do any prep work at all, so help me god")

mozzerella cheese wrapped in pepperoni ("pizza tacos"!)

hummus and pretzels or naan (putting the naan in the microwave for like 10 seconds...heavenly)

canned chili (with shredded cheese and sour cream if you have it! boom done!)

instant miso soup (warm and lovely!)

cheese and cured meat, olives, canned fish, crackers, dried fruit, or whatever easy "charcuterie" type items you like

alternate bites of apple and spoonfulls of peanut butter (mixing honey or chocolate chips to the peanut butter is my favorite)

a "deconstructed sandwich": bites of lunch meat, pickles, cheese, cherry tomato, etc (I love roast beef and white cheddar for this)

yogurt and granola or fruit

medium energy ("I'll boil water but don't ask me to chop shit")

boiled eggs and fresh veggies (put a little salt on top of the eggs for pizzaz!)

buttered noodles (take it up to level 10 and add roasted garlic; takes 30 mins in an oven, only one swoop of the knife required)

baked potato with toppings (I like cheese, bacon, broccoli, green onion, and sour cream)

quesadilla (add some canned beans, cilantro, or avocado!)

pot roast (requires a lot of time but not a lot of actual work. I love it with peas!)

cuban sandwich (bread, swiss, pickle, mustard, ham... my favorite thing to panini-ify by far)

pan-fried tofu with scallion sauce (this sauce goes well with everything and tofu is no exception)

pancakes or waffles! (I love mine with jam)

ham, pickle, and cream cheese roll-ups

fried eggs (with toast and lots of butter...so comforting)

fruit smoothie (bananas, frozen strawberries, yogurt...or whatever!)

I hate salad but could write essays on this copycat olive garden salad (throw it in a bowl! chopping required if you use onion)

spaghetti (controversial maybe but angel hair > spaghetti noodles)

pasta salad (olives broccoli fresh mozerella... those little mini pepperonis... yeah)

high energy ("I don't mind chopping some things up!")

stuffed shells with spinach

chicken and roasted garlic (oh my god.....one of my all time favorites)

beef tacos (I like mine with cilantro and onion, and when I'm feeling especially high energy I love a tomatillo salsa)

chicken alfredo

tom kha gai (a thai soup and my absolute favorite! you just need access to galangal)

lasagna! (freezes well and then boom! low energy meal for later)

pad thai! (not as hard as you'd think, as long as you have access to tamarind paste!)

potstickers! (this is a lovely group activity if you want to cook with housemates!)

rice and beans

bang bang shrimp (ogughfhgfuh I love it. you can also do bang bang tofu!)

minestrone soup (so many nice veggies!)

fried rice (put whatever you have on hand in there! broccoli, peas, carrot, and beef is my favorite combo)

broccoli cheddar soup

spring rolls and peanut sauce

skewers (such as beef, onion, zucchini, bell pepper... you don't need a grill, oven works!)

roasted turkey with garlic parmesean asparagus

pork chop with mashed potatoes

other tips:

whenever you think of a meal you'd like to make, take 3 seconds to google search it, take a screenshot of the image results, and put it in a "food ideas" folder. instant visual menu!

if you're on instagram, there are a bajillion different recipe accounts that post videos! a few of my favorites: jipsoon_kitchen, eatwitzo, cordandthekitchen, chungeats, tiffy.cooks, two_plaid_aprons

If You Like Lego + Jumping Spiders, You Should Vote On This User Created Lego Product Idea! If It Gets

if you like lego + jumping spiders, you should vote on this user created lego product idea! if it gets 10k votes it has the chance to become a real set 🕷️🕷️🕷️

If You Like Lego + Jumping Spiders, You Should Vote On This User Created Lego Product Idea! If It Gets

VOTE NOW!!!

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