Pokémon! It's You And Me! [Tentacruel Obliterates An Entire Fucking Building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

Women have more power and agency in Shakespeare’s comedies than in his tragedies, and usually there are more of them with more speaking time, so I’m pretty sure what Shakespeare’s saying is “men ruin everything” because everyone fucking dies when men are in charge but when women are in charge you get married and live happily ever after

if you ever doubt your writing, be it your themes, or the reason behind it, remember that h.g wells wrote war of the worlds both as a commentary on colonialism and the horrors it brings, and because he fucking hated his neighbours and his 13 hour job, and wanted to write about the town in which he lived getting blasted to the fucking ground by lasers into an irreparable heap and all of the townspeople dying painfully 

you, too, can channel your hatred for that guy that lives down the hall and blasts music at 4am into the one of the most influential science fiction stories ever written! fuck it! i believe in you!!  

Little tribute to the rover that’s had me emotional all day… RIP Oppy.

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility to my trans siblings out there! Have a wonderful day and keep being amazing!!

say it with me

liking a character ≠ condoning their actions

understanding a character ≠ condoning their actions

relating to a character ≠ condoning their actions

never assume that only because someone likes/understands/relates to a character that they see this character as “perfect” and don’t recognise their flaws

Very sad news to read. Rest in peace Carl Kasell.

Every weekday for more than three decades, his baritone steadied our mornings. Even in moments of chaos and crisis, Carl Kasell brought unflappable authority to the news. But behind that hid a lively sense of humor, revealed to listeners late in his career, when he became the beloved judge and official scorekeeper for Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me! NPR’s news quiz show.

Kasell died Tuesday from complications from Alzheimer’s disease in Potomac, Md. He was 84.

He started preparing for the role of newscaster as a child. “I sometimes would hide behind the radio and pretend I was on the air,” he said in 2009, remembering his boyhood in Goldsboro, N.C.

He also used to play with his grandmother’s windup Victrola and her collection of records. “I would sit there sometimes and play those records, and I’d put in commercials between them,” he recalled. “And I would do a newscast just like the guy on the radio did.”

Kasell became a real guy on the radio at age 16, DJ-ing a late-night music show on his local station.

NPR Newscaster Carl Kasell Dies At 84, After A Lifelong Career On-Air

Photo: (Left) Courtesy Carl Kasell; (right) Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

Anon or not, make me choose between:

Show: _______ or ________ ?

Character: ________ or _________ ?

Pairing: _________ or _________ ?

Anything: ________ or _________ ?

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

Lemony Snicket: Stop watching this show, it’s extremely unfortunate, depressing and has no happy ending.

Me: Don’t tell me what to do you beautiful poetic bitch.

[flexes muscles] done with the lines