Bitches Hate Me For My Earnest Whimsy And My Pathological Degree Of Avoidant Behavior

Do you have Birthday parties?

Yes, I've had birthday parties for as long as I remember.

Yes, most of the time.

Yes, but only when I was younger.

Yes, but only when I'm now older.

Yes, I've had some.

I've only ever had 1-5 birthday parties.

No.

Other/Nuance.

Results.

Personally, never had a birthday party, really looking forward to the day that I can :)

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

*A is dating B and C is dating D. A has suggested C open up their relationship, but D refuses. A and C end up not dating. However, but C accepts nudes from A without the knowledge of D. No flirting or other sexual interaction happens.

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after i finshed at the food pantry (not great haul this time ngl first time with no bread and the free produce was limited) cool vest guy gave me 2 super cute green pinstriped suit pants he had set aside for me and they fit perfectly!!!! and now that ive gained weight it looks like i have an ass and to make things better they came stright from the unclaimed laundry mat so they smell so good!!!

this should have been in archie the musical

white and creamy

i smother it with honey

my lips are stained red with berry juice

glides into my gullet smooth as ambrosia breaking down into my blood until seeps into my bones and i carry it with me

once had a cow and i once boiled milk labored until my reward was strangled in a cheese cloth

stole from death in a mangled inferno that summer but i drowned in dairy

the best self insert romance is my love affair with Greek Yogurt