Where To Begin With All This

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

Uhhhh art?

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Klance Meeting the Family Headcannon

When you go out with someone, it usually lasts for only a few months before you break it off. But if it goes on for a longer time than a few months then you’re committed. And that means it’s time for the make or break moment; meet the family. Now this includes, but is not exclusive to, the immediate family of your signifigant other. Sometimes we get along with the families and other times not so much. Or there is a whole other third, neutral outcome. The point is this is a test of might that everyone has to face at some point when you date someone. And the cute couple of Klance is one of the manly couples who have had to deal with this.

How did they deal with it exactly? Here are some headcannons that I made to give you guys a better idea…

•After ten months of dating, Lance asked to meet Keith’s parents. He knew it was time and he wanted to show Mrs. Kogane and Mr. Kogane that he was a true gentleman. But as the night where he would meet the parents came closer and closer, Lance got more and more nervous. He prayed to every God he could think of to make sure this didn’t turn bad…

•The night of the big meet with Keith’s parents Lance is first met by his good old country boy father from Texas. Given his polite Southern charm Lance is easily able to click with Mr. Kogane. But the real challenge comes from Keith’s mother, a headstrong Korean lady. Between her unusual tall stature and the fierce gaze in her eyes Lance’s heart beats ten thousand times a second. Then when Mrs. Kogane pulls him to the side he thinks it’s all over. But it turns out she just wanted to hug him and give her approval one on one. With his previous panic now gone, Lance is able to fully enjoy the evening.

•By this time, it’s almost Christmas and Keith and Lance have been together for nearly a whole year. Then it’s Keith’s turn to ask to meet Lance’s family. And if you thought he was worried over meeting his boyfriend’s folks he’s having an anxiety attack now. Lance can only foresee horror in having his beautiful love meet his crazy family, none of whom is as crazy as Uncle Flaco. Though he tries to get out of it Keith insists on seeing everyone for a Christmas dinner.

•The time of Christmas Eve has rolled around and though he seemed calm about it Keith is very nervous. He knows that Lance’s family means a lot to him and doesn’t want to screw this up. He even goes the extra mile and learns a little Spanish to try and engage in conversation. When he gets to the McClain family house, there is people EVERYWHERE. And when they all see him the loud home goes quiet. Then they scramble over towards Keith. The ladies all start fawning and cooing over him while the men all congratulate Lance for landing a K-pop star for a beau. Keith is happy to have Lance’s family accept him and they all enjoy a wondrous Christmas.

So all together while they started out nervous in meeting their respective relatives, Keith and Lance are glad that they did. Especially since it would be too awkward for the wedding.

My most recent project! I have SO many thoughts about this au, so stay tuned because I will definitely be making more content for this! Do you have a favorite?

Mixing my two brainrots into one! CULT OF THE LAMB AU!

Im thinking of so much lore for this guys

bonus:

i think the height of luxury for me would be a nice big tub. what use is a big bed to me, a bed that i could roll over ten times and not fall off? i have no one to share it with. what use is a big screen to me, a screen to put theaters to shame? i have no one to watch it with. but a bath tub, ah a nice big tub, one that allows me to fully submerge like i havent known since the time months ago i had access to a public pool, to submerge fully underwater, and not just any but warm, sweet smelling, private water that belongs to me me me. thats my luxury. thats my poison

flying, ghost, dragon

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

The more empathetic and kind men I meet, actually, the MORE I hate bad men. It’s like I’ve seen it proven you don’t have to act this way — I know for a fact that it’s not coded into your biology to disrespect women or be aggressive or be emotionally stunted — you’re literally just a shithead.