Commission Art For @a-different-s1de 

popping my back isnt enough i need to be picked up and slammed against the wall like a wet trout

alternatives to "ladies and gentlemen"

cads and wastrels

fellow scoundrels

ladies, gentlemen, and interesting miscellanea

beloved friends & tolerated acquaintances

entities of interest

paying audience members & assorted freeloaders

the fbi's most and least wanted

discerning guests & those of you with fuck all else to do on a tuesday evening

esteemed gutter filth

youtube is pulling this bullshit again

praying for the firefox gods to save me once more...

bad circulation gang rise up!!!

THIS IS A PASSIONATE REMINDER THAT PATTON AND VIRGIL ARE BEST FRIENDS

Making friends with people from other countries is so crazy. I sent my group chat a Big Bird gif.

And this one girl says, “why isn’t he blue?”

I’m like, the fuck you mean??

So today I learned that in the Dutch version of Sesame Street, they do, in fact, have a blue Big Bird.

I was baffled by this so I went on Muppets Wiki and guess what.

In Mexico, Big Bird is green and his name is Abelardo.

Turkish Big Bird (aka Minik Kus) is apparently fucking orange.

This looks like a fuckin alternate universe or smth. I can’t.

I wonder if they had an adorable confession

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

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