Sociallyawkwardky-blog - Just A Little Trashcan

The end of Mr. House Plant 😔

Also plant puns omg

bad news everyone

i exist

a kid from my high is fucking trending on facebook because of a stupid petition to get a senior photo of him holding a cat into the yearbook…

Person A: *Staring at a spoon*

Person B: "Why are you looking at a spoon like that?"

Person A: "well. Haven't you ever thought that spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks"

Person B: "Not again"

me: i’m gonna kill myself i’m done i don’t want to be alive anymore i wanna die-

me, not suicidal anymore, eating ice cream and chilling: lol that was wild

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

Me : I'm going to study for the next hour!

Me, ten seconds later : *reading fanfics*