Your Average Pineapple, Peeled And Cut Makes About 4.5 Cups Or 36 Ounces Of Pineapple Chunks. Cans Of

I’m what the kids call

ready to fucking die

Always sad

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

Okay so yesterday I woke up in a good mood. Is this what happens to gays during pride month? DO WE JUST GET EXCITED FOR NO REASON?

she’s beauty she’s grace she’s in love with aliens and space

Dan and Phil play: Spongebob Slenderpants

To the people who are saying Dan might have been pressured into painting his nails by the people who wanted to see it, consider this: people have been trying to push him into firmly and finally giving them answers about his relationship status for seven fucking years.

So far, he’s managed to do what he wants, anyway. That doesn’t really scream of someone easily swayed by popular opinion, at least about the things that he truly cares about.

And yeah, so he might have not painted his nails, had his fans not asked him if he’d do it. He also might have never tried to make punk edits of himself, rapped or written a book. The creator/fan relationship, at best, is interactive, so we should only be glad he wants to make us smile, if nothing else.

Not to mention that seeing a guy with paint on his nails and a smile on his face is just a really cool thing to see, even in 2016.

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Me : I'm going to study for the next hour!

Me, ten seconds later : *reading fanfics*