Brainrot Of These Two Bc Theyve Taken Over My Brain 🫶

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

My friend got me onto Midnight Burger and thus shit posts are created!

(I have no idea if they have canon designs but I will persevere with my own!)

GIGANTOOOOR!!! 😡

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

Great grandson fishing trip!!

how it feels like when you start yapping about an obscure movie that maybe 5 people have watched but it has burrowed so deep in your brain you can’t stop

Guys I really like Poseidon he’s so silly

My hopes for season 5 of Midnight Burger:

-We get to see Clementine and Terrick again, living happily on Sigius... and Clem can find out how exactly she got her abilities

-We get confirmation that Caspar's ex-wife (who, according to the credits, is named Philomena) is queer, just so all those jokes about Caspar being his family's token straight can stick

-Fiona gets a girlfriend (this is not a hope, this is a need)

-The Sisters's ship lands on Shel's new planet, and David gets to meet The Ex

-Willow (Effie and Zebulon's granddaughter) somehow comes back into play---either that, or we get to meet her grandchildren. I dunno, I just wanna see more of Effie and Zebulon's real-life ties.

-We see how the hell Leif wound up in the Horizon (though, I guess that's more of a season 2 of Welcome to the Horizion thing), and we also get to see him figure out a way to help Earth recover from the Wayfaring Stranger

-Ava has a whole "wandering the universe and realizing she cares more than she's admitted to herself" moment, paralleling Caspar's journey in season 2

-WE MEET THE PERSON BEHIND THE CONSTRUCTS (Krok's little brother, whoever he is)

-We finally get an answer about how that ad appeared to Gloria in Craigslist

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.