(FYI Armando Julián Is Boricua Too But For Sake Of The Joke I’m Referring To Him As Black Bc He’s

Great grandson fishing trip!!

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

Tumblr really is the funniest social media site

-post about the new pope -post about the new pope -gifset from a mid procedural show -post about the new pope -gifs of a guy getting jerked off to completion -post about the new pope

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

see him schmoove

I feel a deep kinship with these wretched creatures

My friend got me onto Midnight Burger and thus shit posts are created!

(I have no idea if they have canon designs but I will persevere with my own!)