Baby Need Smoko

girl roommate reacts to new pope

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

Did a meme fanart of Eurylochus, the Epic version lmfao

Three dads-

All of them are alien dads,

the shortest one thus having higher density of anger and closer to hell is a space dad and has been in a state of constant emotional crisis for the past 10+ years,

the happiest one is both a Grandpa and a huge manchild and is always ready to punch you straight to the next universe with the kindest smile,

and the daddiest dad is a also a dad of the two other dads and is fighting the urge to lock up these vegetables in Hyperbolic time chamber forever every minute

I love this whole crazy mess

"See a need, fill a need." but the need in question is a lack of fanfictions within a very small fandom

Frank's Pov:

got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

My hopes for season 5 of Midnight Burger:

-We get to see Clementine and Terrick again, living happily on Sigius... and Clem can find out how exactly she got her abilities

-We get confirmation that Caspar's ex-wife (who, according to the credits, is named Philomena) is queer, just so all those jokes about Caspar being his family's token straight can stick

-Fiona gets a girlfriend (this is not a hope, this is a need)

-The Sisters's ship lands on Shel's new planet, and David gets to meet The Ex

-Willow (Effie and Zebulon's granddaughter) somehow comes back into play---either that, or we get to meet her grandchildren. I dunno, I just wanna see more of Effie and Zebulon's real-life ties.

-We see how the hell Leif wound up in the Horizon (though, I guess that's more of a season 2 of Welcome to the Horizion thing), and we also get to see him figure out a way to help Earth recover from the Wayfaring Stranger

-Ava has a whole "wandering the universe and realizing she cares more than she's admitted to herself" moment, paralleling Caspar's journey in season 2

-WE MEET THE PERSON BEHIND THE CONSTRUCTS (Krok's little brother, whoever he is)

-We finally get an answer about how that ad appeared to Gloria in Craigslist