And This Was Only Beginning...

we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

consuming mass amounts of media related to my hyperfixation isnt enough i need to eat it

POV: Poseidon after Ody opened the windbag in Ruthlessness

Tumblr really is the funniest social media site

-post about the new pope -post about the new pope -gifset from a mid procedural show -post about the new pope -gifs of a guy getting jerked off to completion -post about the new pope

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

Greek Mythology in a nutshell

Zeus: Look at this poor, malnourished girl. Locked up by her own father.

Zeus: You know what she needs? To be poor, malnourished and pregnant!

Turns into golden rain

I feel a deep kinship with these wretched creatures