~anon Asked: Alin Asking Where In Is At The Funeral.

ngl I'm gonna need this site to stop right the fuck now with whatever rising aphobia has decided to suddenly skyrocket in the last month of 2023

Problems in the 501st that Rex submitted to Jedi General Krell:

Several Clones are dissatisfied with the risky methods of the General and fear for their lives

Problems in the 501st that Rex had to submit to Jedi General Anakin Skywalker:

Tup can't find his caterpillar plushie and hasn't been able to sleep. Attempts to read him a bedtime story have failed.

Fives has not slept for 48 hours to keep Tup company and because "he is stronger than the urge to sleep"

Jesse was bitten by Fives in a brotherly quarrel

Dogma is concerned about a rash on his shoulder

Hardcase has consumed 15 energy drinks in order to "fuse his mind with God"

Kix reports that he is experiencing "pretty boy problems", whatever that means

Jesse has spilt soup on Dogma's bedsheets and Dogma is now very angry

Fives reports that he was "verbally harassed and psychologically attacked" by a "very mean" Coruscant Guard for "being a little silly at 79s"

Dogma got into a bar fight with "some bitch named Croissant"

Fives needs help convincing Hardcase that getting a tramp stamp is a bad idea

Tup is concerned for his big brother's safety because of Fives' repeated attempts to form a union

Tup is struggling to fall asleep again because Commander Fox told him "a scary story called 'The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise'" that he got from an author who wanted to remain anonymous

The barracks are on fire.

Jesse forgot his juice pack on the Venator.

bright admitting he dreamt of kissing win on live tv…

+ bonus: win’s reaction (fancam)

the worst part about having huge autistic fantasy worlds in your head is that it takes like 8 billion years to turn that into something substantial you can show people

fantasy story: but we grew complacent, indulgent, arrogant, spoiled by this era of prosperity and splendour, and in our short-sighted greed and vanity, we ended it. me at 15: I hate this stupid trope. People aren't going to just turn stupid and ruin everything just because things have been "too good" for "too long". Why does this author think that people are inherently stupid and evil? people on social media in 2024: I'm not going to vaccinate my dogs or my children because polio, measels and rabies are so rare they're not a real threat anyway uwu me at 30: Ah. I see.

Porsche has singlehandedly DECIMATED the male high end escort business in Bangkok when he bagged Kinn

the Couch™️ from afar | requested by anonymous

LOVE IN THE AIR, SPECIAL EP.