CC-if I Give A Fuck Or The Bombastic-Side-eye Batch

au where a bunch of star wars characters get pulled out of time and into a room with each other

characters:

-anakin, season 7 clone wars

- obi wan, post revenge of the sith

- din djarin, just after boba fett's show ended

- luke skywalker, right after a new hope

- bo katan, after return of jedi

- han solo, after a new hope

- qui gon jinn, just before his death in the phantom menace

IMAGINE THE CHAOS. almost every single person has some connection with someone, but lets tie some of those to anakin first since he has the most

obi wan looks at anakin and is like "i just cut you into pieces and watched you burn?" and anakin is like "hey what thE FUCK?" and then luke tries to cut in to break them up and anakins like "who do you think you are?" and luke is like "luke skywalker, actually. whats your problem bitch?" and anakins like. "what" and obi wan is like "what" and anakin is like "who are your parents?!?!?!" and he has a reset when luke is like "well they died a while ago but i think my father's name was anakin"

and then QUI GON comes in and is like "wait are you anakin skywalker?" and anakin is like "yes- qUI GON!?!?!??!"

obi wan is like "oh my god im so sorry i just killed anakin" and qui gon and anakin and luke are all like like "WHAT"

and then din cuts in and is like "wait youre luke skywalker? you were my son's daycare teacher" and luke is like "WHAT?!?!" and din is like "yeah after i became the leader of mandalore you came and killed like 25 on-crack stormtroopers to get to him"

and bo-katan is like "IM SORRY YOURE THE LEADER OF WHAT"

and then han solo comes in and is like "wait luke you know this bounty hunter? i think i heard of him" and then din is like "arent you the hunter who helped blow up the death star, got kidnapped by jabba in carbonite, and then married the princess of alderaan?" and han is like "I MARRIED WHO???!??!!"

and obi wan is like "wait but isnt the princess of alderaan luke's sister?"

and luke is like "I HAVE A SISTER?!?!" while anakin is like "I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!?!??!?!"

and then padme from revenge of the sith shows up and leia from a new hope shows up and padme is like "anakin? but you just choked me out on mustafar?" and anakin is like "WAIT WHAT NO" and then leia sees luke and is like "hey whats happening-" and luke is like "YOURE MY SISTER?!?!?" and han is like "I MARRY YOUR SISTER?" and leia is like "YOURE MY BROTHER?!"

and then anakin is like "WAIT I DIDNT KILL YOU" and padme is like "ANAKIN YOU PRETTY MUCH DID" and the palpatine from return of the jedi shows up and is like "oh hey anakin did you know you turn into a sith after obi wan slices off your limbs?" and anakin goes to obi wan and is like "YOU DID QHATTATTWQH+WHAT!!??!?!" and then hes like "IM A SITHHH!?!??!?!?!"

and then qui gon is like "OBI WAN I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIM INTO A JEDI"

and obi wan is like "THATS WHAT I D I D" and then din is like "wait is he that darth vader guy i heard about who blew up alderaan?" and leia is like "WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS MY FATHER!??!?!"

horny sleep paralysis demon

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accommodations i’ve had approved as an autistic college student

helloooo today i finally had a meeting with the disability office and have accommodations after 2 years of being in college without them. im autistic and have cptsd/dissociative issues and had a hard time finding what was even available to me to request for accommodations so i wanted to make a list to help anyone else who might be having trouble.

• Priority registration

i get to register for classes earlier each term to make sure i can create schedules that’ll work for my routine

• Extended time on assignments

self explanatory i think? was also offered extended time on tests or a separate room to take them but testing isnt where i struggle

• Flexible attendance

as long as i email beforehand i dont have to stick as strictly to professors attendance policies

• Alternative formats

if i buy a physical textbook i can request the ebook/pdf/audiobook for free to have multiple methods of studying depending on what works for me on a given day

• Note taking

allowed to audio record class and send to a service called messenger pigeon who will give me a transcript of the class and professional notes based on it

• Access to lecture notes

able to access professors lecture notes prior to class/instruction

• Devices

allowed to have phone/ipad/laptop for social buffering and notes in classes that may have policies against electronics

• Flexible participation

no cold calling, option to work alone for group projects/assignments, not required to present in front of class

if anyone has any questions lmk these are just what i have been able to get at my school so far! hope it helps

edit: this is blowing up so fellow autistics, students, language nerds, etc pls be my mutual i want friends lol my dms are also open any time !!

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