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but now there was something viscose in your chest where there was only fear before. You knew it, and you knew its name was hate, who was strong and burned like petrol,
fumbling over the mental geometry of it, as if trying to grab an eel from a large bucket of eels. This did not help you succeed either.
Something roiled in your stomach like vermiculture.
You laughed politely, but it only made the sound of a needle going into your brain.
Perhaps this would have broken your heart if your heart were not already being used as military target practice.
Here you might have said, We call that stochastic terrorism, and it’s frowned upon in civil societies.

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5 months ago

viktor arcane has to be one of the characters ever.

he's gay. he's terminally ill. he's suicidal. he's from league of legends. he's in a toxic relationship with an orb. he also might be the orb(???). he bullshitted his way into the academy by pretending he went there. he rizzed up a guy so he wouldn't kill himself. he then tried to impress said guy by breaking into his boss's lab. then when he got caught he tried to play it off by saying he thought this big intimidating door was his bedroom door and he was just trying to sneak a guy in there. he nearly died because hetero sex was happening like a mile away. kinda. he took illegal drugs. he's also the apprentice of the guy who's making the illegal drugs and never mentions it. he's inspired off of the tale of frankenstein's monster. he got shot by a missle and fucking died. when he came back to life he immediately broke up his messy gay situationship and became jesus fucking christ.

truly one of the characters of all time

EDIT cause i made this pre-act 2:

he started a cult. his ex came back from purgatory and shot him straight through the fucking chest. he got revived by his illegal drug making mentor using mutant furry blood. he turned everyone into fucked up magic robots. he got neutered by magic orb. he fought with his ex and choked him freaky style. a time travelling guy threw an orb at him and then he found out he and his ex were inextricably bound in every universe and timeline. then they went to super heaven.

5 months ago

if i had a nickel for every time Viktor died i would have 2 nickels... WHICH IS WAY MORE THAN I'D LIKE PLEASE STOP KILLING HIM

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6 months ago

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6 months ago

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5 months ago

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6 months ago

Hello gravity falls fandom. I couldn’t get it out of my head until I drew it, so here is my take on Ford finding out about 9/11. (Formatting is weird so click on the photos to actually see it lmao)

a digital illustration showing Mabel and Dipper Pines in front of a poster board about 9/11. The board is purple and bedazzled. dipper gestures to it with a pointing stick, saying "And that's why country music sucks now!"
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4 months ago

“Fat doesn’t equal ugly”

B!tch be for real

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