I Honestly Wonder How That Went. I Know Josh Produced The Show As Well So Did He Just Pull Up And Say

Wallace, you and I should take a trip to Ohio. Maybe rizz some mungus? Perchance edge and goon to a skibidi toilet? Maybe once we’re done we can Jelk and mew for a few hours?

erm.. what the sigma? 🤓☝️Is this DILF trying to rizz my gyatt?? This is SO not fanum skibidi.

@claptondavis

I think I need assistance translating this... cryptic cacophony. I starred at it for a good 10 minutes with two different pairs of glasses and still feel like I'm having a stroke.

I'm starting to think Tumblr isn't so good for my health.

This is so real.

I know it's a little late for a new year's resolution, but...

Damnit I NEED to get these drafts posted. I've started 20+ fanfics and have at least 20 more ideas in my head itching to get out.

Maybe if I remember to pop some vyvanse tomorrow y'all will get another little treat...

the woman is actually me mb

literally no one asked for this but here’s some of my many other celebrity crushes 😍

I love when people comment on my fics

Like yes, thank you so much for taking time out of your day to write a whole paragraph

now i’m interested in the smut drawer..

I'd love to know more about your interests! What about turtles makes you like them? And what are your favourite books/movies? :0

Turtles are very calm and they sort of just..exist, I prefer like, sea turtles honestly, they’re very pretty and calm, they also make me feel relaxed.

As for movies?

I like the notebook and Titanic, as for books?

I’m reading ice breaker right now.

When do we get part 3 of we are never getting back together, I'm going feral

IM SO SORRY 🙏

I have really bad writers block, but I have maybe 1k words done so far. I’ll try to get it out soon! Thank you all for your patience!!

josh why are you edging in the first place..

just lost my edging streak ☹️☹️

oh, tiger. the things you do to me.

if you’re unemployed i can give you an ass job 🥺🙏

we should fuck doggy style so much i need to go to the vet

Sorry. Not putting my dick in anything that has fleas. Hope your vet visit goes well.

finish watching tv show only to find out it has no fanbase on tumblr, 12 dead 27 injured