The Amount Of Accounts Of Joshes Characters Are Just Feeding Into My Delusions

literally no one asked for this but here’s some of my many other celebrity crushes 😍

i do i swear 🙏🙏

hey mikey wikey poo 🥺!!!

just wanted to let you know i have 3 holes for a reason 😍🙏

What the fuck? Who talks like this? I know which hole I'm fucking picking. Shut you the fuck up.

Well? Don't make me wait. I've had a long day.

felt

The feminine urge to delete all your (already few) socials and dissappear off the face of the earth ✨️

So, unfortunately I’m not as attracted to Josh anymore…

That dude from the Zombies movies really being on my tv screen like every 5 seconds huh

I genuinely cannot comprehend when people say they don’t find Josh Hutcherson attractive. Yeah, everyone has different types. But oh my fucking god??

He’s so cute, hot, handsome and fine all at the same time. I could stare at this man for HOURS straight and i’d love every minute.

This man lives in my head every second of every day, and I hope he never leaves.

This is so real.

I know it's a little late for a new year's resolution, but...

Damnit I NEED to get these drafts posted. I've started 20+ fanfics and have at least 20 more ideas in my head itching to get out.

Maybe if I remember to pop some vyvanse tomorrow y'all will get another little treat...

I love when people comment on my fics

Like yes, thank you so much for taking time out of your day to write a whole paragraph

please omg 🙏

the crowd has to know what’s the craziest thing you’ve done in bed

One time I was pounding this girl and I guess it was a little too fucking hard because she passed out.

I immediately stopped and just kinda stared at her for a second. And then I got dressed and called my advisor, Wallace. He called someone and they took her to the hospital… and I felt bad so I ordered her flowers and visited her.

And then I fucked her in the hospital bed when she woke up and said that she never came.

The doctors caught us. But I still made her cum.

This app desperately needs more Sean fics like look at this man