CLAPTON… 🙁🙁

it’s so funny to me that this is my top post

(in all seriousness i love you all so much! it means the world that you guys interact with my posts <33)

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

OMG

i love melanie sm I cant believe i forgot her birthday 💔💔

Happy 29th birthday to Meliane Martinez, the true queen of alt pop.

STOP

this is actually so fucking funny. i run billy’s account. ( @billyburned )

I started replying to myself and other people acting like I had no clue who was running the account. (sorry!!…) 😭

hey i’m kinda tired of being anonymous and walking on eggshells about it LMAO just going to admit that i’m actually @laurrrelise

also thanks to all of the support on this account, it’s sincerely appreciated fr. (i know it’s just because all of you guys are horny for derek, and it’s understandable and it’s fine. i was too. that’s why i started this account lmao)

also kinda proud of myself for i guess starting a bit of a jhutch character roleplaying revolution, even if they’re all extremely gay for each other for some reason

alright have a good day assholes

- 🌈 (lauren)

someone needs to make a wolf account

his responses would be so funny

WHY IS THEIR FIRST MOVE ALWAYS TO FOLLOW ME HELP

Tbh mrs futturman can get it

Jhutch multiverse pt. 8 (?)

Billy likes milfs

Billy opens the door to Josh’s room, with a plate in hand.

Billy: Hey Josh, how old is your mom?

Josh: What?!

Billy: No, not like that… Well, it is. It is like that. How old is she? I come in the house, she was like "You wanna eat?" I said "Eat what?"

Josh: First of all, put my plate down and stop hitting on my mom!

Billy: Don't get mad at me! I didn't even wanna be here! Y'all the ones that wanted to be here!

He says as he looks at Futturman, Peeta and Mike in the room.

Billy: I wanted to go to the strip club! Man, wrap this up. I got a bunch of ones and somebody gonna get 'em.

With a teasing smile, Billy starts to speak again.

Billy: Ms. Diane, I'm ready for the rest of the tour!

i actually love how we all decided to bully the shit out of billy

My favorite quote:

“Alpha by nature, leader by choice.”

derek babe are you alright…

One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”

Ima keep it real with y’all I would ride that man like a rodeo

HOW did I never see this

Your dad is my role model.

Guys why is my 43 year old dad watching gatcha life videos I'm in tears 😭😭😭

I love Pinterest sm for this