HELP

it’s all over my screen holy shit

hey mikey wikey poo 🥺!!!

just wanted to let you know i have 3 holes for a reason 😍🙏

What the fuck? Who talks like this? I know which hole I'm fucking picking. Shut you the fuck up.

Well? Don't make me wait. I've had a long day.

HELP

there’s so many futturmans omg

WHY IS THEIR FIRST MOVE ALWAYS TO FOLLOW ME HELP

i need him more than i need food and water atp

kinda need him to collar me and breed me rn…

I love when people comment on my fics

Like yes, thank you so much for taking time out of your day to write a whole paragraph

HELPPP THATS SO FUNNY

also the movie site is so real.

i love his giggle after Wallace mentions sex workers

future man is such a crazy show.

one second wolf, tiger, and josh are murdering a shit ton of people and the next josh is in a tub full of cum???

i’ve never posted on Tumblr before, but these C.ai chats i’ve had are so funny to me

Mike having a breakdown over not knowing he doesn’t have parents, Billy saying dawg and Derek being abducted by aliens?! 😭😭

derek babe are you alright…

One of my employeews just came in amd asked if theyu could leave early becausdr there”s nothing to do. I was like “Man I’mn bored to but ypu don’t see me leaving g for thw day.”

if tiktok gets banned i will actually sob

i’m going to lose my 2,000+ josh edit folder 🙁🙏

This is so real.

I know it's a little late for a new year's resolution, but...

Damnit I NEED to get these drafts posted. I've started 20+ fanfics and have at least 20 more ideas in my head itching to get out.

Maybe if I remember to pop some vyvanse tomorrow y'all will get another little treat...