Rohan Is A God Tier Character. Perfect For Me And My Collection Of Favorite Characters Who Are Fucking

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

When I start laughing too hard I smear some funny jelly on my glands so I don't bust a gut.

i feel this on every level

Come to my house for feminist sex

rabbits know and resent their place on the food chain

buy her the lingerie and 😏 (me, buy me the lingerie, except for the spam bots leave me alone)

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buy HIM lingerie and fuck HIM in it

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girl can i she/them titties

this is making me insane. time flies when you're a faggot

literally all jobs rn are just like: ohhh were URGENTLY hiring!!! we need employees soooo bad!!! NOT YOU . we need employees right now omgggg stopppp we need workersss…. not you tho i hope you die in a fire forever but omggg nobody wants to work anymore… we are urgently hiring where are all the workerssss…. UGH OMG STOP FUCKING ASKING FOR A JOB !!!! WE DONT WANT YOU !! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE . anyway. we are URGENTLY hirin-