I Love Being Inside Of Someones Car While They Pump Gas Feel So Cute Being There Yessss Sitting

hoy me toca introducción a la macroeconomía (QUE MIERDA 🤢) y judaísmo y ecología (que linda 🥰)

buenos días…ya empiezan las clases hoy! pero…todavía estoy acostada en la pinche cama.. me pueden mandar la gana de levantarme? pls?

you know what? I WILL play with jpgs like dolls. what if life could be dream

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

for new years day, i decided to start posting more art

here’s my original character, Horny Walter the Nautical Sex Rodent, he drives his nasty boat around the world’s oceans in pursuit of hole, leaving a trail of ecological destruction in his wake

i will be developing a line of merchandise for this new character, talks are already ongoing for the Horny Walter PEZ Dispenser/butt plug

😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

why so celibate

-the jerker

what if she posed in front of a cool brick wall 🧱🪄