Anyone Can Help!

[ID: the FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic meme, edited to say "people who celebrate game dlc birthdays are annoying pass it on." "Fuck this post and happy birthday octo expansion". The logo is used for octo expansion. End ID]

Fifth anniversary!!! Goddamn!!

hi

HEY MA! THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING STRAY CAT OUTSIDE!

as much as i like agent 32 the idea of agent 24 with agent 4 as 3's annoying younger sibling is very funny to me like:

agent 3: i'm going on a date with 8 see you later

agent 4 getting dressed: mom said i could come!

agent 3: your not going on my da-*cut to 3 and 8 at a fancy table with 4 eating a slice of pizza*

some of my splat guys

stand simp999

Rock On!☆

Rider x Rockstar! Reader - Headcanons

Wc: 0.4k

A/N: Please feel free to comment your ideas too!!

Masterlist

☆Him learning about your music through a song that grabs his attention at one of Aloha's parties

☆ Him becoming a secret massive fan of your work, now he's always got headphones on, cherishing your voice and music

☆Eventually you begin to recognize him at your concerts, especially after he gets VIP tickets but is too shy to properly ask for anything to get signed. You ended up going up to him first, admiring his punk style. (He was honored as wel as flustered)

☆Once, he had found you playing an acoustic cover at the coffee shop he went to sometimes, and he gained the courage to walk up to you first.

☆"Oh, hey! Rider, right? Nice to see you again!"

☆ You.. remembered him? His face grew a bit yellow-green at that, asking if you could sign his headphones. You thought about it, and told him on one condition: he'd allow you to have a coffee/tea/snack with him (this wasn't really enforced- of course you'd still sign it if he objected, it was all lighthearted, but it was worth a shot.)

☆You had written your number on his coffee cup.

☆That's what got you two hanging out.

☆Eventually, you got him into shows for free, and his own fans began recognizing that the famous Rider was hanging out with the famous rockstar.

☆People began shipping you two, including team Blue and others such as team Pink.

☆You two would lightly shrug it off, a sting in your chest everytime the other would deny being together.

☆So eventually, you wrote him a love song. You mentionned moments and things that only he would recognize, and kept looking at him throughout the song.

☆You took a moment to stare and smile at him afterwards, holding out your hand, letting him decide what to do.

☆He decided to be somewhat subtle- (but not really-) and threw his jacket up on stage as if to accept and return your expression of love.

☆You grinned, shrugging the jacket over your shoulders, and honestly; he couldn't help but fall deeper in love with you watching you perform with his jacket on you. You looked amazing. It suited you, despite likely being a bit too big.

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June.14.24

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

I'm going insane over this

SORRY. HELP ME. sorry for posting about sea creature sex again but this diagram of octopus mating fuckinf kills me...

shes just chilling. and why is he doing that at arms length like shes gonna kill him (she actually might. a lot of female octopus eat the male after mating) . and why is he staring at me like that. this feels really awkward guys

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia