That One Part In The Book Where Patrick Randomly Eats Several (?) Handfuls Of Sand Like It’s A Normal

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Rider x Rockstar! Reader - Headcanons

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Masterlist

☆Him learning about your music through a song that grabs his attention at one of Aloha's parties

☆ Him becoming a secret massive fan of your work, now he's always got headphones on, cherishing your voice and music

☆Eventually you begin to recognize him at your concerts, especially after he gets VIP tickets but is too shy to properly ask for anything to get signed. You ended up going up to him first, admiring his punk style. (He was honored as wel as flustered)

☆Once, he had found you playing an acoustic cover at the coffee shop he went to sometimes, and he gained the courage to walk up to you first.

☆"Oh, hey! Rider, right? Nice to see you again!"

☆ You.. remembered him? His face grew a bit yellow-green at that, asking if you could sign his headphones. You thought about it, and told him on one condition: he'd allow you to have a coffee/tea/snack with him (this wasn't really enforced- of course you'd still sign it if he objected, it was all lighthearted, but it was worth a shot.)

☆You had written your number on his coffee cup.

☆That's what got you two hanging out.

☆Eventually, you got him into shows for free, and his own fans began recognizing that the famous Rider was hanging out with the famous rockstar.

☆People began shipping you two, including team Blue and others such as team Pink.

☆You two would lightly shrug it off, a sting in your chest everytime the other would deny being together.

☆So eventually, you wrote him a love song. You mentionned moments and things that only he would recognize, and kept looking at him throughout the song.

☆You took a moment to stare and smile at him afterwards, holding out your hand, letting him decide what to do.

☆He decided to be somewhat subtle- (but not really-) and threw his jacket up on stage as if to accept and return your expression of love.

☆You grinned, shrugging the jacket over your shoulders, and honestly; he couldn't help but fall deeper in love with you watching you perform with his jacket on you. You looked amazing. It suited you, despite likely being a bit too big.

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June.14.24

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Today's Coroika Crack Ship Is!

Shellmet and N-Pacer!

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Thank you for your suggestion!

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