Ok, got my doughnut, let's go-
Episode 3
Again. I strongly protest my part in this deal.
COME ON, BIG GUY, YOU GOT THIS- I think... oh nope, uhhh lemme work on that escape plan-
MA'AM, please, what is with the insults, I did nothing-
Ohhhh, the Surge gang... this got interesting.
CROW I THOUGHT WE WERE TAKING HER ALIVE- oh she's fine. Oh she's gonna hate us...
Ok to be fair, I'm still not sure what my opinion of Crow is yet... ah y'all were raiders? No, I do think he's good deep down...
I KNEW IT, I'M TELLING YOU, WE'RE INADVERTENTLY WORKING FOR SURGE BRO
Yes, very eloquent, boss... I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU MF, I KNEW IT.
HE HAS A KITTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAA
NVM, HE IS A CAT LOVER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
Aw no Crow... Crow don't cry, it's ok bubby... why the frick would I run away, you big lug smh. Why the frick would I think you're an animal bro- oh. OH. UM. OKAY THEN.
I mean after all that, yeah might as well stay, bro- OMG. WELP.
(Gosh when they get like that augh- *punches wall*)
HOLDDDDDDDDDDDDD UP. DID I STAY THE NIGHT- AYO??
Episode 4
Omg I stayed the night, wow-
He sounds happy agh 😭
YEAH IT IS LUCKY YOUR CAR'S WRECKED, I CAN'T KEEP SECRETS BRUV.
Dannie knows doesn't she- yep, yep she does.
BECAUSE IT'S SO OBVIOUS DANNIE-
Wait wait, don't let Dannie die, ok, I like her. Dannie lives, please.
Dannie NO. NO SHE BETTER BE OKAY.
I call dibs on the pistol-
Please be ok Dannie please- omg kitty!!!
DANNIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Episode 5
Crow, we will get him, but calm down first please
... I'm not gonna die again right? Right? Cuz uh- I don't like how that sentence went- yeah come here, bub.
Oh greattttt, they're expanding their power...
Mindspike sounds like a control drug- THE SIDE EFFECTS LOL-
Ok either I'm gonna die or Crow is gonna die and I'm going to end up crying over his recorded tapes.
"Oh and one for good luck-" *no no no melting stop it me*
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT- CROW-
Istg if one more person calls me b*tch.
*crochet project has been completely abandoned for the moment*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THEY'VE BEEN TAKING SAMPLESSSSSSS...
Hey girllllllll... thanks for the apology I really appreciate that- THERE'S A BABY HERE- why is the baby named Project Vengeance bro.
Oh precious angel
No I'm not ready Crow, one of us is gonna die-
Episode 6
K, he's monologuing, now would be the PERFECT time to shoot-
Here we gooooooo... DON'T INSULT CROW LIKE THAT- AND DON'T TALK ABOUT DANNIE LIKE THAT-
YES- ooh no wait this is kinda troublesome... UM I'D VERY MUCH LIKE TO MAKE IT OUT OF HERE ALIVE, BRO- BOTH OF US ALIVE PLEASE.
No no no no not ready for this not ready for this- aaaaaaaaagh that sounded like it hurt-
AUGH THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT HURT-
I'm sorry guy, it's for a good cause I promise-
AHHH LET'S GO MUSICCCCCCCCCCC
I don't like this idea dang it-
🎶She's a maniac, maaaaaaniac on the floor...🎶
The end is uncomfortably close...
GEEZ, when they lowkey get demanding, gosh-
We're gonna be chill, we'll be fine...
ROSE, PLEASE, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE, PLEASE LET CROW GO-
I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO LIVE, BUT YOU DON'T NEED TO DIE PLEASE-
NOOOO CROW COME ON-
NO DAMMIT-
SHUT UP THERE'S A CROW CAWING- WHY IS ROSE HERE-
NOT EGGYOLK- AND THE NAME CHANGE-
*kicks over table* NOT THE CASSETTE TAPE I KNEW ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
... Yeah this was great, great story. Um- Neon Wings is the next part okay...
I DIDN'T CRY THIS TIME, THOUGH- I managed to beat that part, hah.
(I thought Saku and Nora were the best at angst, dammit, I'm so dead-)
BACK ON THE BINGE
K I'm not the biggest fan of sci-fi, dystopian type stories, but we'll see, this could be interesting.
Episode 1: "But this story isn't about me." Me with my one braincell: "It's not?" "It's about you." "It is?"
I automatically distrust and dislike the CEO.
Oh dope, I'm an investigator...
Damn ok, fine, Crow- *checks tags* "Coworkers to lovers" right, not enemies-
I need a himbooo... I'm holding out for a himbo till the end of the niiiiiiiiiiiight
WHO IS EGGYOLK- DOES HE HAVE A BUBBAS?
Oh yeah we going clubbing- neverrrrrrr mind-
I'm grinning so hard at the music playing, I love Hall & Oates, wow...
(Btw I'm listening to this while screaming in the friend chat about Tigress and Po smh)
THANK YOU CROW I'M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND- yet, i'm sure there's a yet smh... NOT THE POLITICALLY CORRECT COMMENT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ok we're so in trouble smh, Crow, can you be any more obvious. Or blatant. No sir, I'm not sure he's all the way there, either.
*facepalming* Is this why his last partner died-
Please put down the lighter- oh my gosh-
Episode 2:
I'm with him, please don't arrest me-
... Actually Crow you're not saying enough, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR LAST TWO PARTNERS BRO-
I'm gonna take you up on that offer actually-
No Crow, I have a very bad feeling about these missions now
... he doesn't have a license- actually not that shocking now that I think about it
Yeah, water's great! *has not drank a drop all day-*
Ok he's got a point about modern struggles though.
Omg, the soundtrack for this is going to be fire too aughhhhhhhh
*catches myself smiling at the dancing scene* *immediately hitting pause* *jabbing finger at Escaped* NO I'M NOT GONNA FALL FOR HIM, YOUR TRICKS AREN'T GONNA WORK THIS TIME DANG IT.
YES PLEASE I WILL JOIN YOU FOR LUNCH.
No I'm not falling for Crow. It's not gonna happen.
Oh flashback, nice.
We're inadvertently working with the Surge gang aren't we.
No boss I want foodddddddddd...
Boi. What do you know about Acid Rain. I KNEW IT-
If you don't see a body, they ain't dead. And even if you see a body, they're still probably not dead.
Listen, Imma need everyone to STOP TRYING TO BLOW ME UP.
*hears gun cock* Oh we're screwed.
NOT SINGLE COMBATTTTTTTTTTTTT LET'S GO- oh she kinda cute ngl- I TAKE IT BACK, WHY DO I GOTTA DIE IF HE LOSES- HANG ON NO, THIS IS NOT OKAY-
Feral!Nyx: "Ok so- you know how we've been rewatching Vampire Hunter, right?" Nyx: "Yeah..." "And how we've been scrolling through the Bunkshelf and the blog for lore and headcanons and whatnot?" "... yeah-" "And how we started listening to Arctic Monkeys yesterday-" "Where are you going with this." "..." *pulls out reference photo* "So I went on Pinterest and-" "WE HAVE A DOODLE AND AN ANIMATIC I NEED TO LIPSYNC ALREADY IN PROGRESS. I'M NOT ABOUT TO DRAW BATS." "... I also have a backstory planned out?" "Damn you-"
..................
WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHEATLEY JUST GETS YEETED INTO SPACE-
... Um-
*rubs back of neck*
Yeah hun, definitely on a date... for sure... so um, sketch anything interesting lately-
Ok, ok, so I told my bestie about Gator Boys because the audio fixation is real and it's something I keep bringing up in chat- anyway I sent it to her and she's WATCHING it and I'm really hoping she likes it- also she's a HUGE animal nerd and she asked if I think the boys can bellow like actual gators (I said yes, I think they would-)
Next
*slams down my files on the three of them* I finished my run, the fixation is over, they have power over me NO LONGER! I’M FREE-
*sees notification for new upload, immediately grabs headphones* Heyyyyy, how’ve y’all beennnnn…
(Very long rant under the cut, turn back nowwww-)
Saku: (the KING- MILORD- MAJESTY-)
Mental state after finishing binge: *entangled in a net made of a significant amount of lore, dangling from several cliffhangers I’m waiting to be resolved*
Favorite series: The Noble Trials
Series I thought I’d dislike but ended up loving: The Noble Trials (I was ignorant but I saw the light)
Random notes:
Second VA in this community I subbed to, first to introduce me to lore-based stories and world building in ASMR.
His range. Seriously, I was blown away by how diverse his characters are. When I went from listening to Isaac and Elias to Cevyk and Dontis, I honestly could not believe it was the same person.
Speaking of Cevyk, Saku’s world building also amazed me. Especially when I’m listening to Cevyk’s audios or The Noble Trials. This man just has new realms, plus languages, PLUS hierarchies and cultures floating around in his mind. AND he made a transcript of the Episode 5 debate. I love learning about that level of creativity in people so much.
And this technically goes for all three of them so I’m just gonna get it out of the way- I love the amount of effort they put into their work BESIDES their acting. The soundtracks, the sound effects- all of it helps add that extra bit of immersion and helps me see the scene more clearly in my mind.
Escaped: (freaking Escaped.)
Mental state: *sobbing, actually crying, tears are literally dampening my squishmallow one day- is wheezing and gasping for air because she’s laughing so hard the next*
Favorite series: … it’s a tie between Blue Infinity and Der Wolfsjäger
Series I thought I’d dislike but ended up loving: Slash and the Basher
Random notes:
The angst. I thought Saku was bad. I thought NORA was bad. Escaped might be a D-list villain, but he’s an A-list angst maker. Like Nora made me cry, but he didn’t have me weeping for 10 minutes. However, the angst always has a purpose, fits the story, and adds another layer of depth, so I do like that... BUT STILL-
I reallyyyyyyy love the way Escaped writes romance. The confession scenes for his characters feel super genuine. AND I love how he takes into account how long the characters have known each other, really appreciate that detail.
The amount of times I have gasped, shrieked, clapped a hand over my mouth, clutched my pearls, side-eyed the screen- the comedy and writing in these audios is so freaking good, I love it.
I really like how you can easily imagine each of his series in a different form of media- whether it be a comedy TV series or a two-hour long movie I’d ruin my sleep schedule to watch.
Scythe: (don’t even get me STARTED HAHAAAAA-)
Mental state: *limping a little, heavily bandaged, still a little blood seeping from a few cuts, has THE biggest grin on her face nonetheless*
Favorite series: Demon Hunter, War of the Witches, or Lullaby
Series I thought I’d dislike but ended up loving: Lullaby (JAYJAY, MY CHILD, MY PRECIOUS ANGEL-)
Random notes:
He was the first VA that made me sub in under five minutes. Soooo… yeah, he definitely captured my attention. I absolutely ADORE the intros to the audios and the fourth-wall breaks. Creators interacting with their characters is one of my favorite tropes to see lol.
Again. WORLD BUILDING. L O R E. ALL THE FREAKING LORE AND HOW IT CONNECTS AND- how. How do you guys honestly have this in your brains, how do you come up with this stuff, HOW. Anyway, I think that’s why Scythe’s channel was particularly rewarding to finish… knowing that everything is part of a larger story and getting to see it unfold was soooo cool to see.
These were some of the BEST fight scenes I’ve heard so far in this media. So I’m always doing some other activity when I’m listening to ASMR cuz it helps me focus, but the fight scenes and other tense moments had me frozen, like I was locked in. Literally had me on the edge of my seat and I enjoyed every minute of it.
The horror. Absolutely perfect. Like Scythe and Saku know how to do horror, because I love watching horror movies but some of their audios made my stomach do flips. It was amazing. And the amount of monsters and mythics Scythe brings to the table ughhhhh, I LOVE IT-
Again. Range. I love how he’ll go from chill, sweet Father Light and Siren to screeching, howling demons and entities. Coolest thing ever.
The collabs with Ms. Kittenish, she is wonderful and also beautifully terrifying, I hope you guys have a happy relationship for a very long time.
ALSO HIS SINGING?!?!?! HELLO?!?!?! HE’S AMAZING!!!! I can’t stress this enough, I love hearing people sing in audios, and Scythe is so freaking good RAAAAAGH-
Um… thank you guys for telling your stories and showing your creations. 2024 was rough for me, especially the last half of it. Finding your channels helped give me something to focus on, something to distract myself with it, something to look forward to. Plus it made my winter break WAY more fun XD
Honestly, if I could just talk to the people I admire (just creators I admire in general- there’s a lot like this-) for like 10 minutes, just to see how they think, I’d walk away happy. I love the fact that people like this exist, because I’m always wondering what goes on in another’s brain. Here, I can catch a glimpse of your imaginations.
Also, now that I know about y’all, I have a way to incentivize myself for this next semester! I can use your audios as rewards for studying or doing well on a test, or if I just need a break (Biochem major, almost done, but BRUH- science is no joke-)
Again- thank you guys so much.
Best of life, luck, and health to you allllll,
-Nyx 🖤🐈⬛
No one asked for this but ALSO *yeets list of favorite audios at your head-*
One thing you will never have to apologize to me for is being a nerd.
Don't you dare apologize, I will literally fight you.
*ranting about your specific fixation for 10 minutes* "Omg, I'm so sorry for talking about that so much, I'll stop-" *me who's been paying close attention the entire time and listening with interest* "NO KEEP TALKING DANG IT PLEASE-"
sooooooon....
THANKS BAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🖤❤️🤍
*walks into room* *sits down* *leans forward and laces fingers together-
So uh- INTERESTING UPDATE- that I did not see coming-
I forgot she was a bio major-
So on the one hand, she's comparing the boys to their real-life counterparts and trying to figure out which biological characteristics they actually have-
Then on the other hand (this is what I didn't see coming-) she's playing the part of Hunter!Listener- not Bug!Listerner.
... you get what I mean?
So on the one hand I'm reading her irl gator lore drops and watching her plot how she's gonna take them out with extreme interest-
On the other hand I fear I've created something I cannot handle- and also I'm mildly disappointed because I'm supposed to be the more evil one of the two of us-
Also bonus pic: (ok in my defense gator is delicious-)
Ok, ok, so I told my bestie about Gator Boys because the audio fixation is real and it's something I keep bringing up in chat- anyway I sent it to her and she's WATCHING it and I'm really hoping she likes it- also she's a HUGE animal nerd and she asked if I think the boys can bellow like actual gators (I said yes, I think they would-)
Real quick, to any artist that has their notifs on, if you suddenly get 15 notifications from me in the span of 2 - 5 minutes, I apologize- usually it's because I found the audio everyone's talking about and I'm currently starving for people's creations-