Where The Hell Does One Start With The Starset Lore? After Years Of Fearing The Sheer Quantity I Think

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To me, Jerry is a shapeshifter. And one of the versions of Sleep.

there's this element of ownership in vader's relationship with palpatine that really adds so much horror to rots for me. theres the "deal with the devil" aspect of it and people often discuss how ownership is cyclical for anakin but for me what makes it work so well is because it exists on so many levels that all coexist, you cant just boil it down to one layer. palpatine owns vader psychologically, because he is the only thing out there that vader is still capable of loving, he owns him personally because vader swore allegiance to him as his apprentice, he owns him as a state because vader is bound to the empire and the empire reserves the total control over the lives of its subject but my own humble opinion is that theyre wizards, it can and should go deeper than this. in the plagueis novel, plagueis encounters a rival apprentice called darth venamis that he fights, defeats and then keeps as a test subject (hes a fun guy) and ultimately because his meddling with death works best on force sensitive individuals, he manages to use him to figure out how to stop people from dying. once he does, kills venamis over and over again to polish that skill before finally letting him die. i know its a popular theory that palpatine sucked out padmes life force in rots to keep vader alive and i do love the dramatic irony of that but i dont think palpatine needed to even do that. its so much more grim. the thing keeping vader alive doesnt even need to be time stolen from his wife, the will of his boss is enough. theres sooo not enough delving into the mystic fuckery of it all because palpatine is not only an enthusiastic human rights violator, hes also an enthusiastic violator of all natural laws and thats a whole other layer to it because usually, the most that a person can do is harrass you in life. not palpatine tho, palpatine has the ability to harrass vader in death as well. the master apprentice contract was signed for an indeterminate amount of time, no ability to terminate and the "till death does us part" was scratched out because even death is sooo not parting this one. and i mean how normal can anyone be about a person who quite literally became your creator? replacing any other natural creator you might have had & rebuilding you around the singular purpose he has for you. like man, that just sucks. its not that vader owes palpatine his life. he doesnt owe it precisely because palpatine has already claimed it. and maybe it feels wrong to even exist because the force in gffa is self-correcting so any unnatural deviation would be under the constant pressure to erase itself but good thing that there is a guy who gets to sit above the force in the hierarchy and say "youre meant to be here because i say so and the purpose i am giving you is murder". essentially what im saying it, palpatine isnt just a person owning vader to vader, hes the only force of nature that doesnt violently recoil from his existence & it gives him the power to freely dictate everything what vader is

Diversity win! The man who blew up Alderaan has gay sex with his subordinates

t-shirt that says ‘I LOVE BEING ALONE IN QUIET DARK PLACES.’ on the front and ‘I AM NOT A FUNGUS.’ on the back.

ANAKIN SKYWALKER Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith (2005) Dir. George Lucas

watchin’ the prequels

Happy New Year!!!

There are now officially only 12 days left to enjoy "Pacific Rim" as a movie portraying "futuristic events"!!!

Important dates to add to your calendar!!!

Between January 1 and January 8, 2025:

Striker Eureka is decommissioned from active combat.

Category IV Kaiju, Mutavore, breaks through Anti-Kaiju Wall and is killed by Striker Eureka, thus proving the Anti-Kaiju Wall ineffective.

Stacker Pentecost recruits Raleigh Becket for breach assault.

Raleigh Becket arrives at the Hong Kong Shatterdome.

Pilot tryouts with Raleigh Becket begin proper.

Raleigh and Mako nearly destroy the Shatterdome during their first attempt at drifting together in Gipsy Danger, prompting Stacker Pentecost to ground her, and inform Raleigh that he would be paired with another co-pilot.

January 8, 2025:

Double Event.

Newton Geiszler drifts with a Kaiju brain.

Category IV Kaijus, Leatherback and Otachi, emerge from the breach and attack Hong Kong.

Crimson Typhoon, Cherno Alpha, and Striker Eureka are deployed.

Crimson Typhoon is destroyed and the Wei Tang brothers are killed by Otachi.

Cherno Alpha is destroyed and the Kaidanovskys are killed by Leatherback.

Striker Eureka is incapacitated by Leatherback's EMP, and Herc Hansen's arm is broken.

Since Gipsy Danger is analog and the only Jaeger able to withstand the EMP (don't ask! I didn't quite get that part!), Stacker finally agrees to let Raleigh Becket and Mako Mori co-pilot her in the field.

Stranded with an unresponsive Jaeger, Herc and Chuck Hansen decide they should do something really, really stupid climb on the top of the head of Striker Eureka and shoot at it with flare guns. For the record that was Herc's dumbass idea!

To absolutely no one's surprise, the flare guns do absolutely no damage to the Kaiju whatsoever, and they only manage to piss Leatherback off but still look badass doing it!

Gipsy Danger is deployed and saves Herc and Chuck Hansen 's sorry asses.

Chuck Hansen is revealed as a secret Gipsy Danger fanboy.

Leatherback and Otachi are killed by Gipsy Danger.

Otachi's baby Kaiju is born and dies via strangulation by umbilical cord during pursuit of Newton Geiszler.

January 12, 2025:

Triple Event.

Category IV Kaiju, Scunner and Raiju emerge from the Breach.

Since Herc Hansen is unable to co-pilot Striker Eureka with his son, Stacker Pentecost decides to take his place in the conn-pod.

Stacker Pentecost launches "Operation Pitfall", an assault involving Gipsy Danger and Striker Eureka on the Breach.

Category 5 Kaiju, Slattern, emerges from the Breach.

Raiju is killed by Gipsy Danger.

Striker Eureka self detonates thermonuclear bomb near the Breach, killing Scunner and a bunch of fishes and badly wounding Slattern.

Slattern is killed by Gipsy Danger.

Gipsy Danger uses Slattern's dead body as a "bar code" to grant them access to the Anteverse through the Breach.

Raleigh Becket sends Mako Mori to safety in her escape pod after she loses consciousness upon entering the Anteverse.

Raleigh Becket arms Gipsy's nuclear reactor to self-destruct, destroys the Breach, and narrowly manages to escape the Anteverse through his own escape pod before the Breach collapses.

Herc Hansen stops the War Clock!

Clone Wars playing the imperial march every time Anakin is mildly inconvenienced will never not make me laugh.

trust in the force. we can change our fate, we can change our future, we can change the past.