Somethin-needs-to-go-here - Wyvern I Think

When I flirt w/ my friends and they don't believe me when I say I'm aro 😔

oh are we making aromantic trend? hell yeah reblog if you're aromantic or if you want to beat everyone who says 'you'll find someone eventually' to death with hammers. in solidarity.

I'm not a socially awkward introvert. I'm a socially awkward extrovert. I am perfectly capable of carrying a conversation, but I'll carry it like a seagull carries a french fry. Snatching it from your fingers and flying off faster than you can process, and then taking it somewhere weird.

What if

Ssk fic

Mmm

Yea fuck it we ball

Whoever designed the back cup holders in the Benz needs to die

Soukoku 🖤🖤 text posts

"Hoes don't get cold"

I say, freezing to death in 40⁰ weather

There's an undeniable sexual tension between Bromine and Mercury, the only two elements in natural liquid phase

Me: I should address this.

Dr Ignoreitandhopeitgoesaway: Wait 👆 I have a suggestion…