I want a pet duck so I could train it to use a knife, I also want a knife to give to my new pet duck
then i could make a sitcom about a duck and a gangster teaming up to take down a drug ring that killed the old guy the fed the duck
God I'm so embarrassed! I was looking at Yuri art on Tumblr and the waitress was behind me and she probably saw me look at Samus art
God I want to eat a sandwich but I don't want to make one
I Wana be evil today
How to reverse time after saying something stupid the moment everyone in the room stops talking...?