Me, Just Discovering A New Ship: Meh, Not All That Great Me, After Reading Its Fanfiction For 20 Min:

you’ve heard of the swear jar 

now get ready for the sin tin

right hand man

Aaron Burr: I'd like to apply for the position. Can I give you my phone number?

George Washington: *visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

A lonely barista looks out. People pass by the foggy window when they see it. A single flake falling from the night sky. They gasp, throat closing up. They drag their feet over the specials board, despair crawling up their throat as they erase Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Pumpkin has come to an end. Peppermint has risen. The old king is dead, long live the king.

AJJDKFKLVLXJH LMAO

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant

movie lists on letterboxd are wild

nun: amen

man: not all amen