Sometimes I Think I’m Arrogant But Then I Remember That Julius Caesar Was Kidnapped By Cicilian Pirates

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

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art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

“You cannot make someone understand a message they are not ready to receive.”

— Unknown

Dating Deal Breakers For the Zodiac Signs

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So let’s get real, some of us have extremely high standards in our daily life, but we can all agree on one thing: we have a couple of expectations for a potential partner. Deal breakers are serious and should never be ignored. An Aries could never stand to date a couch potato, while the Gemini could never maintain a long-term relationship with a boring individual. Then there are the Libras of the world, who simply hope to meet a kind-hearted person to fall in love with. Keep reading to find out the harsh truths and to what extent these deal breakers are essential in your life and may impact a future relationship. 

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Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

You are forever one decision away from an entirely different life.

The Signs Depressed

Capricorn: Capricorn will isolate themselves and get super defensive. They might even be in denial that anything is wrong until they hit rock bottom. Capricorn is prone to depression.

Aquarius: Aquarius will be very short with everyone and they will randomly snap at loved ones for no apparent reason.

Pisces: Pisces will sometimes go into a complete delusional state. Anyone who disagrees with them just “doesn’t understand.”

Aries: Aries will get aggressive and will snap pretty much unprovoked. Aries will want to be around people, but people wont want to be around them.

Taurus: Taurus will project their depression into others and try to take care of them.

Gemini: Gemini will just try to stay busy until it passes.

Cancer: Cancer never underestimates the importance of comfort food, a good cry, and the support of friends and family.

Leo: Leo will have a pity party. Maybe literally. They’ll just throw a big party to cheer themselves up.

Virgo: Virgo will convince themselves that their feelings are irrational and try not to think about it too much.

Libra: Libra will try to be around people as much as they can and get out their house. A change of scenery or a beautiful experience is usually the solution for Libras.

Scorpio: Scorpio will purposely immerse themselves in their negativity until it destroys them, so that they can learn from the experience and return stronger.

Sagittarius: Sag will never tell you they are upset. They will find little ways to cheer up, and they wont dwell on sadness for long.

January, The feeling of your sheets against my skin is the only thing that gets me out of my bed anymore. February, My birthday passes, the little Pisces girl with too much love in her heart, you don’t call me. March, They say spring is coming but it snowed today, I’m losing hope.  April, The word therapy comes up a lot in conversation but I never go. May, I walk into the woods a lot and try to lose myself, I know it too well, I decide to get high instead. June, The men that drink at the bar squeeze my ass when I give them their bourbons, I let them, they tip better than anyone.  July, I love my tan skin and the feeling of the sun against it, I’m happy until the night gets dark. August, I see you at the gas station filling up your Jeep, you smile, I buy myself a pack of cigarettes. September,  I quit smoking because he says I’m too pretty to die young, I disagree. October,  It’s getting cold again and he is not you, but sometimes I can still pretend he is when he’s pulling my hair. November,  I don’t remember much but the taste of liquor, and the sound of the door slamming when I leave him.  December,  I forgot what your voice sounded like until I answered your call. You ask if I’m okay, I ask what you mean by that.

A year spent missing you (via weallwritealong)

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