i need to find a really hot person with really low standards
sometimes life puts you in the same situation again to see if you’re still a dumbass
Jenny Holzer, Survival, 1985, cast aluminum, New York.
Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”